Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Experience the knob rot

Posted on February 13, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Perineum is all wtf? Penguin Island tours full, but enjoying the boils, plagues and venereal disease of others gets nobody? Outings for the elderly. Inglewood old buffer centre.

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Matters

Posted on February 13, 2014 by AHC McDonald

The Asia Beat has had some new exclusives recently. And yes, I have been trying to get back into Twitter. China buys Porn Star Skeleton. and Killer Sharks Follow Chemtrails to Perth Beaches Also Dude called Marc contacted. Sez, ” … Continue reading →

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Office of Pixellation

Posted on February 13, 2014 by AHC McDonald

I love that the office of drugs and alcohol has a pixellated sign. Understand that this is not a video screen, this is the actual sign. Making sure you are sweating when you enter. You just can’t trust these graphic … Continue reading →

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The mark of Cocos

Posted on February 11, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Not exactly sure what I’m seeing here in this Pete F Cottesloe submission. Does Cottesloe now hide their Cocii behind canvas screens, or are these the oily toxic stains of ghost cocos now gone?

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1992

Posted on February 11, 2014 by AHC McDonald

“Just wanted to inform you that the Lawrence Wilson Art Gallery at UWA has discovered time travel, using it to head back to 1992 and pick up this sweet promotional banner. Worsts from the heart of the golden triangle. No … Continue reading →

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Quintessential.

Posted on February 10, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Further progress on the search for the essential Perthness. Great example from Orbea. Girrawheen. Orbea Sez, “The focus was on the superb dead cocos and hose pipe. But then the scene got bigger. The rollershutters. The limestone wall. The carefully … Continue reading →

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Snuff’s Missing Links 20

Posted on February 8, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Bailey. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Behind the pine curtain. I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond. Individual results may vary. I have to live in Russia. For that special someone. Very special. Good lyfe. Sarah Illenberger. Handle with … Continue reading →

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Foreigner Driver

Posted on February 7, 2014 by AHC McDonald

I guess in some parts of the world this note might be justifiably calculated to elicit a sympathetic response. The foreigner might get a little slack with their traffic faux pas. Big mistake here though. Just going to be assaulted, … Continue reading →

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I slam wanks

Posted on February 6, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Well I wouldn’t go as far as slamming wanks. As long as you don’t overdo them of course. By Stu. North Perth.

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Royal Mile

Posted on February 4, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Says Dave P. Cycle tours my arse. Do you know how fucking steep this hill is? Royal Mile Edinburgh.

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