Nicely done, madam.

Bento notes: “Abbott has pushed this country so far the right, we’ve got people goose-stepping towards Mends Street.” They were simpler, gentler times in 2009, when people smiled and wet their pants.
May I talk about myself for a moment? It was a red letter day yesterday when I had my first letter in Teh Voice. Abs Conder, Lofthouse, Buckels: I’m in good company!
Don’t let this very long blue shoelace fool you: park on this registered verge in Guildford and you’ll be in a World Of Hurt.