By David M. And She’s a slut. With diseases. But on the other hand, only $2. Never mind the quality, feel the width. Lake Clifton.
And let me throw in this brooding shot from RubyRuby.
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The Worst of Perth 
I bet that was done of Photoshop?
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Horror Town is beyond category
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Too full of human worsts in opening hours for me to venture in there, let alone with a camera.
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Who knew they had saunas in Lake Clifton? Every day’s a school day.
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They do have thrombolites. Also a Native Animal Rescue place. I think.
But you’re right. Technology and society so advanced as to allow saunas… totally new one on me!
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Only $2 in 2012 thats just plain CHEAP. I was charging $2 for the full loose meat sandwich back in 1973. Hasn’t Angel heard of inflation
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Just thinking of Angel’s services inflates my two dollars.
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by my count you would have been 13 years old in 1973. that figures
please take time today to tells us about your hemorrhoids.
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Yes, and you enjoyed every minute of it Skunk
If you cast your mind back then you will remember I didn’t have hemorrhoids
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I thought peanut butter made them bleed? This brain damage and short term memory loss must make it very difficult to keep track of all fantasies you spin. Have you tried electroconvulsive therapy to clear away the clutter in your mind? If you need help then I have stripped the wires on an old arc welder in my shed and would be happy to apply them to your temples.
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I yield to no-one in my admiration for your commitment to public service, skink.
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Shocking!
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Oh Skunk, you have miscomprehended my comment, please re-read, and note the operative word “THEN”, as in, back then, i.e. If you cast your mind back then (1973) you will remember I didn’t have haemorrhoids. The orgasmic pleasure you experienced then with me must have clouded your mind.
If only I was in the same condition today as I was back in 73 I would be able to enjoy “crunchy” peenut butter to the full, alas the my current haemorrhoidal condition dictates that for my own wellness I have to stick with smooth and creamy peenut butter
Regarding your kind offer of a bit of electro on the side, may I suggest you attached one end to your genitalia and insert the other end up your anus (making sure it does not drop out), for the minding blowing experience you are so desperate to achieve.
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Blah blah blah blah blah, my genitals, blah blah blah blah , your genitals, blah blah blah, my dog, blah blah blah, blow me, blah blah blah.
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Oi you Tedious cunt, big hat small head, Blah blah blah blah blah, my big hat small head, blah blah blah blah, my big hat small head,, blah blah blah, my big hat small head, blah blah blah, my big hat small head,, blah blah blah
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I am in an “OPEN” mariage, friends with benefits has been the only thing that has kept my second “mariage” alive, to tell you the truth my husband is under sexed so I am left sexually frustrated and unsatisfied, if I didnt have REGULAR friends with benefits who are want to engage in casual sex I would’nt still be married to the man I am married to today. We are all different so do’nt judge me for my open lifestyle. Just being honest.
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NF#1, what a coincidence, from what you say we are so alike, and I am in the same position as yourself
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When I was younger I used to do cartwheels around the schoolyard in Glasgow, sadly many years later after too many Aussie meat pies I’d find it a job to walk dow the aisle let alone do cartwheels down the aisle.
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Spooky, so did I
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I did not have sex with that woman.
clearly taking up the clacker for money since you were a teenager has resulted in your sphincter being as scrambled as your brain.
I hope your hemorrhoids burst and your puppy dies of cancer.
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Skunk, now now you will have to retract your statement that “I did not have sex with that woman”. Just like Billy Clinton did
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“I SENT A REQUEST “ please remove the post from Valerie Woodruffe, I did not make this statement, Please DO NOT accept any posts from this source, it is a stalker who has been impersonating me all over Australia in all types of print since August last year and I am SICK OF IT!! check your sources!!!!” … Why not just give the stalker a glass of champagne to go with this stupidity!!…. “
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NF#1. I sent a request and it was belatedly answered.
SICK of peeps stalking me
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Valerie Woodruffe says, “Whether the path you choose is right or wrong, you are the one walking it you will create your own stories and leave your own trail.”
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STOP stalking me, I shall never tweet again
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STOP stalking ME!
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STOP impersonating me you fuckin arsehole, there is only ONE valerie woodruffe and its me.
I know you are the one that hacked into my Facebook account, now leave me alone
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Shades of ‘The United States of Tara’, methinks.
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OK JaneZ, I agree with you. We have a mental health issue here. No Wellness to be seen.
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Well, there’s also this one, and this one, and of course ME. Maybe I did hack your Facebook, but it’s you who has besmirched the VW name.
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if you didnt have internet access you would still be talking to yourself and everyone would continue to ignore you right?
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Epic FAIL. Learn to READ my name ends in “E” as in WoodruffE, the two examples you have provided do not end in “E” they are plain old “Woodruff”.
Now get off my back
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yes, but how many Valeries are there in your head?
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skunk, don’t encourage me
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Dana Barrett: [as The Gatekeeper] I want you inside me.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to her radical change in personality] It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.
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Just another wayward lawn or bush that Worst demands meet Council Registration Requirements. A properly Registered patch could charge more for being parked on.
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I rest my case. Self-critique is the Worst Sort.
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When did becareful become one word and di seases two?
Anyhoo, it appears this is classic case of getting what you paid for.
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Caveat Emptor?
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Yes RR. Can’t say you weren’t warned.
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Why is no-one talkin’ ’bout RR’s outstanding pic?
I see the female Terminator all sweaty with rage at whoever drew those balls on her face.
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People are too concerned with the race that bores the nation.
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Not sure if it should be classified as New York Style, or Perth Style. Bartender?
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Mid Pacific?
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Heh. Nice one.
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I laughed.
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And they wonder why genital plastercasters were targetting CHOGM.
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she’s definitely thinking west end wellington street architecture, and her lesbian prison tatts
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I was wondering why that pic was there. Habituation to cock graffiti I guess.
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It’s subtle, poor lisa, West End subtle…
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I roll on the east side where the cocks are in your face. Oh wait.
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The SUnday Times personals just aren’t what they used to be, pre-internet days. I remember scanning them for entertainment value. In the late ’80s/early ’90’s some “escort” who went by the name of Angel used to run little mini-sagas in the personals. Essentially they usually were addressed to guys who had availed themselves of her services and had “fallen for her” (i.e. were mentally unstable individuals who spent all their free time going through her garbage in an effort to ascertain her menstrual cycle). Then of course there were also those ads for free services run by some chap called Scotty, whose byline was “Ladies: Are you curious?”. I often wonder what happened to Scotty. And did he ever get any takers?
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OT: latest news on Lannie McT’s small bar is that they are awaiting a builder’s licence for the extension at the rear for the kitchen and loos.
I also learned that the name ‘Swallow’ comes from the fact that the two young ladies that will be running it as chef and bar manager each have a tattoo of a swallow.
http://swallowbar.com.au/
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There’s swallows on the paper blocking view of the inside.
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I wonder how long it will be until some crafty vandal has tagged the words “my cum” after “Swallow”s shopfront. Now that is a TWOP I’m looking forward to. Now suck my cock.
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I wonder if they’re sisters.
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OT ? It’s all OT lately.
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