Monthly Archives: June 2011

exported

This back yard was full of empties this morning. I love the goon bag, lonely in a sea of tinnies. My sources reveal the students who rent this western suburbs house always alert the neighbours about their events. The kids … Continue reading

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jugs of cold water

We hadn’t heard from Cookster for a while, and I was guessing he was out of circulation this week due to post-Sexpo enervation, but he has popped up with a tale of two cities. The first is Albany: the rec … Continue reading

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four legs good

Vegan sent this porcine pleasure from Waldecks in Middle Swan: “I’m no agricultural expert, but it looks to me like this pig has a full set of nipples, in addition to a fairly healthy set of testicles and penis.” Neither … Continue reading

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The end.

I have mixed feelings about this. The shop had its moment in the TWOP sun, and it had a good media/journalism section – but jobs are being lost, and there is apostrophe abuse here, and the shop smacked a bit … Continue reading

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grand

This gives me the fear. Cottesloe beach last Friday night, and it’s made from…seaweed? The prophylactics of drunks rooting on the sand? Or, were the makers despairing at being stuck in Dullsville and dearly hoping an Emirates jet would spot … Continue reading

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signs of the times

It’s raining men at this Irish pub in the city: are they of the finely ‘boned Johnny Depp variety, I wonder? ronggly did not say. And down in Freo Pete F. sent this roadside abomination. He fretted his rage was … Continue reading

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Where Are We Going?

This just in from one of my insane northern suburb clown posses, Benny and the Jatz. Benny says: “This is desolate…the ghostly salty, fatty food hangs above the heads of the innocent children, sword of Damocles-like, mocking their feeble attempt … Continue reading

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