This back yard was full of empties this morning. I love the goon bag, lonely in a sea of tinnies. My sources reveal the students who rent this western suburbs house always alert the neighbours about their events. The kids say there will be two hours of partying – and true to their word, guests arrive at 8pm, socialise, and then leave punctually at 10pm for the next venue. As we can see, perhaps one person drank too deeply last night. Overall, not worst – apart from the dreadful choice of beer.
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looks like they overdid the wine
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Road pizza – no carrot. What gives?
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I’m pretty sure I was at that party, in or around 1987.
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Export = PBR
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As the old Etonian explains to Charles, after Sebastian has spewed through his window:
“I trust that you will forgive my friend. The wines were too various. It was neither the quality nor the quantity that was at fault – it was the mixture. Grasp that and you have the very root of the matter. To understand all is to forgive all.”
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TGIF. Tonight. Tomorrow morning.
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They really should have used the Hills Hoist as a goonbag server. Sounds like they didn’t have enough time though.
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Ah yes, Goon of Fortune
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What a lot of Beer!
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And lots of the cans were squashed!
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And there was wine, too!
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Fully sick!
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I can see that there all over the grass.
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seriously people, where is the dedication here. I think there is only about 3 blocks worth there, thats not even 34 litres of beer and half a goon bag. These people are giving students a bad name. Shame
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Where does Emu export Emu export to? Certainly not land of XXXX. Or, is it brewed somewhere else and exported to WA. Just wondering.
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Thank you for asking this question. I have always been afraid to ask it of anyone drinking Emu Export. Or even Emu Draft. Or Emu Bitter.
But then does Tennants export anywhere further than Shetland?
Hmm. 5.30. Time to see if my Leffe is ready for quaffing…
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another successful college BNO event. Sherry flagon circles and a bus trip to continue!
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Wow i bet they had tones of cleaning up to do the next day, It looks like quite a Big Mess to me!
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