Holy Shit i Love You

I have just got back from the opening night of Tim Winton’s Rising Lunch, but I will have to review that later. Rest assured that it was bad. I had this horrible fear that it might actually be good. Thank god no. It was in fact as bad as you would expect. Let the image of a young boy reeling in a fish that turns out to be a kite whet your appetites.
I have to house a large number of Chinesers, Scandos and sundry tomorrow. When they are done, I’ll give you the full review. In the meantime, here’s an image submitted as “Not worst,” by Pete F. Quarry Street Fremantle. Yes, I love how it has decent running writing, not the crap they’re teaching the boy. I’ll pay not worst on that.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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23 Responses to Holy Shit i Love You

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Tims Wintons Rising Launch that post is so old im glad it finally opened so we can get rid of that old stupid article.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      Rising Launch“…given TLA’s anti-Winton stance, I wonder if that was an actual witticism from you 101, for it sounds quite appropriate, say Rising Water From The Septic Tank”, or more concisely, “Rising Turd” would be down his alley.

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  2. skink says:

    after all the bagging you give Winton, you went to the world premiere of his play?
    I hope you got comp tickets.

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    • Dude, seriously. Never had to pay for it in my life. Obviously I went to continue the bagging. The dslight chance it was might be good was a risk I had to take.

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      • orbea says:

        “NEVER HAD TO PAY FOR IT IN MY LIFE”

        But do you feel as though you’ve been raped?

        you were prepared for boredom by bringing your ds

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      • skink says:

        The West’s review is published tomorrow, so you should post your review today and be the first.

        Inside Cover today cut-and-pasted some old jokes from a 1970’s British TV show. More proof that Ashead is turning into Nurry.

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    • The Legend 101 says:

      How and where can i find tickets? it sounds intresting

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  3. pete says:

    That’s some quality penmanship – or spraycanmanship.

    Perhaps that’s how the kids are rebelling these days – with good grammar, spelling and handwriting skills. Go around the corner to see if he’s done some long division and shown his working.

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  4. Tullio says:

    But why did he/she forget to cross the “t”?

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  5. Rolly says:

    Holy snappin’ duckshit! A steady young hand in an old fashioned script, perfectly executed.
    Definitely not worst.

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  6. ronggly says:

    “Chinesers and Scandos” , surely not Angelina and Jesper ?!

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  7. poor lisa says:

    Could this be the work of the Perth I Love You blogger

    Offtopic, this headline sounds like the start of a worst tweet:
    http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wa/9758241/morley-woman-attacked-volvo-stolen/

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  8. BrownBook says:

    holy shil?

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  9. Lucky Star says:

    Definitely a not worst. So refreshing to see such neat modern cursive in graffiti. Perhaps they were interupted mid-spray though. They’ve forgotten to cross the ‘t’ in shit.

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  10. Someguy says:

    The klogs directly beneath it is better.

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