I have just got back from the opening night of Tim Winton’s Rising Lunch, but I will have to review that later. Rest assured that it was bad. I had this horrible fear that it might actually be good. Thank god no. It was in fact as bad as you would expect. Let the image of a young boy reeling in a fish that turns out to be a kite whet your appetites.
I have to house a large number of Chinesers, Scandos and sundry tomorrow. When they are done, I’ll give you the full review. In the meantime, here’s an image submitted as “Not worst,” by Pete F. Quarry Street Fremantle. Yes, I love how it has decent running writing, not the crap they’re teaching the boy. I’ll pay not worst on that.
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Tims Wintons Rising Launch that post is so old im glad it finally opened so we can get rid of that old stupid article.
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“Rising Launch“…given TLA’s anti-Winton stance, I wonder if that was an actual witticism from you 101, for it sounds quite appropriate, say Rising Water From The Septic Tank”, or more concisely, “Rising Turd” would be down his alley.
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after all the bagging you give Winton, you went to the world premiere of his play?
I hope you got comp tickets.
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Dude, seriously. Never had to pay for it in my life. Obviously I went to continue the bagging. The dslight chance it was might be good was a risk I had to take.
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But do you feel as though you’ve been raped?
you were prepared for boredom by bringing your ds
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The West’s review is published tomorrow, so you should post your review today and be the first.
Inside Cover today cut-and-pasted some old jokes from a 1970’s British TV show. More proof that Ashead is turning into Nurry.
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How and where can i find tickets? it sounds intresting
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That’s some quality penmanship – or spraycanmanship.
Perhaps that’s how the kids are rebelling these days – with good grammar, spelling and handwriting skills. Go around the corner to see if he’s done some long division and shown his working.
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But why did he/she forget to cross the “t”?
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Holy snappin’ duckshit! A steady young hand in an old fashioned script, perfectly executed.
Definitely not worst.
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“Chinesers and Scandos” , surely not Angelina and Jesper ?!
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How ironic.
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Could this be the work of the Perth I Love You blogger
Offtopic, this headline sounds like the start of a worst tweet:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wa/9758241/morley-woman-attacked-volvo-stolen/
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you’d think she’d be pleased they’d taken it off her hands.
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holy shil?
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Definitely a not worst. So refreshing to see such neat modern cursive in graffiti. Perhaps they were interupted mid-spray though. They’ve forgotten to cross the ‘t’ in shit.
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Why would they cross it in shit? Paint would suffice.
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Not to mention forgetting to capitalise the “i”…I mean, who does this joker think they are, e.e. cummings, or k.d. lang? Agreed though, the cursive writing is rather neat, so three points for that.
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With the bricks and mortar to provide guidelines and couldn’t keep to them
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So we’re jumping off liking this now?
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yeah, nah, whatevs, calligraphic font and consistent loops would be nicer.
And geraniums.
but it does improve the deliberately barren wall
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The klogs directly beneath it is better.
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