Weekend Worstoff 150

A call for artists to create vibrant rubbish bins and benches, must surely spell the end of the Arrondissement renaissance? By new submitter Peter B. Unfortunately it looks like Enders won’t benefit. The public toilet outside is unlikely to be covered in broken china mosaic.Private enterprise in Belmont shows how to really put a meat injection of vibrancy into the lace. The scented candle reference is a direct insult aimed at Highgate/Mt Lawley.  By Alan G.Tim D also tries to remind Town of Vincent of their roots with this shot from Innaloo.And Lani sent this One Hand Carwash from Melbs. Sort of sounds like it shold be reach around carwash.Worst well.

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91 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 150

  1. Rolly says:

    The vibrancy in Beaufort Street is doing immense damage to the foundations of the older buildings. Close it off to traffic!
    “Beaufort Street is one of Perth’s most vibrant, eclectic and diverse cafe and retail strips.”etc.
    That’s why they need artistically designed garbage bins – to put this kind of high falutin’ rubbish in.
    When I see the hordes of miserable faced, forced laughter making, air-headed Metrocentric Twats© desperately trying to “Get a life” in these kinds of synthetic playgrounds for psychologically and emotionally inhibited Metrotards, I fear for the future of the human race.
    And for what it’s doing to the planet in general.

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  2. orbea says:

    Several suicides at that shooting range. 2002 and before.

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    • orbea says:

      Have emailed you an article in the West from 2002.

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    • Hutch says:

      “Like the extinguishing of a scented candle, a pod of whales beaching, and a mighty jarrah in an old growth forest crashing through the ancient undergrowth, you too can share the ultimate bonding experience with 3 of your friends.”

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  3. BRIK says:

    I really hate those fucking hippy shops. The fact that there are so many around Perth is a worst in its self.

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  4. Lucky Star says:

    I vote they change the name to Rusty Trombone Car Wash.

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  5. Snuff says:

    Machiavellian, Councillor Buckels. We look forward to the results of your bastardry on these pages.

    And loathe as I am to forgo my candles, whales and trees, if those four are the real targets, then I’m in.

    Thanks Lani for that marvellous Melbs pic. Wax on, whacks off.

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  6. NF#1 says:

    Functional artwork:
    Oxymoronic guff or
    Good target practice?

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  7. rottobloggo says:

    Kiddy swing by day,
    Vomitorium by night:
    That’s vibrancy, folks!

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  8. The Legend 101 says:

    Looks like a penus doing a wee and i bet this kids mum was ashamed of that card and Happy Mothers day to all!.

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  9. skink says:

    will anybody in Perth, or Fremantle for that matter, be arranging a Slutwalk?

    I’m not thinking of anyone in particular, but surely one of the feminazi hoydens, YWL’s, or just plain sluts, that frequent this site would be up for it, so to speak?

    http://www.slutwalktoronto.com/

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  10. vegan says:

    i do believe the new street furniture is in, and is vaguely deco themed, with splashes of the blue currently employed in the astor facade.

    i didn’t realise i was a miserable faced metrocentric twat bellowing forced laughter – thanks for the heads up rolly.

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