Laser Show

A Ford Laser decorated to look as stupid as a Gemini. Once again an interstate blow in soils the eyes of hardened lead crazed Fremantle tards. Auteured by Orbea. I have actually got some newbie submissions to get into.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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23 Responses to Laser Show

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Frematle is the new Northbridge.


  2. RubyRuby says:

    Optimism = including the last remaining hubcap in the paint job.


  3. Pete says:

    Looks about right, just missing the resident & mail box. Drive 1/2 way round the country, camp beside a rail line with views of a boat park.


  4. rottobloggo says:

    Outback to Freo,
    Blood drips from gaudy Laser:
    Parking ticket looms.


  5. RubyRuby says:

    Also reminds me of Episode 4 of the Bush Mechanics telly series – “The Rainmakers”.



  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Laser Dreaming.


    • RubyRuby says:

      Thank you, Snuff! Far more than I was looking for – obviously I need to set my sights higher…

      Particularly liked the “Welcome to Western Australia” sign in the clip – makes it nearly relevant for this blog.

      But… what on earth would they be trading it for in Freo? Dreadlocks? A pair of stilts from a lesbian mime artiste?


  7. Lucky Star says:

    What an odd mix of “artwork”. It’s aboriginal mixed with tribal mixed with abstract. My head hurts from looking at it. I imagine they did it to hide the rust spots.


  8. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    I was prepared to consider this harshly but as it’s from the NT, great job!


  9. skinlessshins says:

    I love what appears to be a tribute to the coldwar on the rear end, what with the US tank on the right and what appears to be a new age hammer and sickle on the left.


  10. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    One cannot help but admire the jaunty attitude to parking displayed in the first photo. Our unknown protaganist clearly rejects the societal norms of both vehicular adornment and structure. Bravo.

    Although, being from the NT, they could simply have been pissed.


    • Rolly says:

      Why particularly NT?
      Sobriety is so-o-o-o un-Australian.
      Like stealing money from pokey operators to help addicts who can’t help themselves.


  11. The Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    I once saw a car that looked like that in New York.

    Someone had landed on it.


  12. Dain Belmont says:

    This is my car. her name is ” Broubrou” and she is a very good car!

    The proof:

    Broubrou is not stupid, broubrou is very clever…. You don’t have any taste, mate!!!!


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