Be like Brad

Watching saw this on his travels. It doesn’t mean be like Brad in providing cartons of foreign piss. It means be true to your nature. Don’t hate Tim Winton just because everyone else does. Deposit not your undies on street corners. Tag not thy Cocos. Ride not thy clutch. Laminate not your signage. And lift cartons of foreign piss in a safe yet insouciant manner. THAT’s what it means to be like Brad.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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128 Responses to Be like Brad

  1. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Brad? What a cunt.

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  2. orbea says:

    dont drink Amsterdam mariner beer.

    it is truly fucking awful goats piss, dont be like brad

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  3. rolly says:

    Was this taken the morning after?

    The demon shakes.

    That’s what the piss from the mass manufacturers can do to you, me boy.

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  4. Just me, or does Brad look mildly retarded?

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  5. Michael says:

    Sometimes when I come on here I get scared.

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  6. Pfortner says:

    This is way too ironic to be a genuine worst. But I hate to not contribute, so

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  7. Gregoryno6 says:

    The work colleague doing the unsafe thing has just fallen from a height and broken their spine. Brad will go over and say ‘That was an unsafe thing to do, wasn’t it?’ as soon as he’s loaded that stolen booze in the back of his car.
    And he’ll be grinning while he says it, too. Cuz he’s a – oh, what’s the word I’m looking for…

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  8. shazza says:

    rural retard?

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  9. Gregoryno6 says:

    I was going to say ‘brain-damaged jailhouse-sperm receptacle’, but rural retard is easier to spell.

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  10. Hugh Jass says:

    Brad is a cunt. I refuse to be like him, let alone associate with him.

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  11. Brad says:

    Hey, hey, hey, c’mon now people. A cunt is useful. I am however, not.

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