Shazza saw this The Worst of Perth classic at the Salvos’ second hand store in Fremantle. Designed especially for The Blues and Roots Festival, this breakaway number can automatically flash your tits at John “The Bono” Butler or crew members of The Sea Shepherd without even lifting your arms! 
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Maybe I’m a bit too uptight, but nude mannequins always make me feel a little uncomfortable.
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It’s all about keeping “Him” happy. Apparently.
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I know what you mean Bento, I had an embarrassed titter when I saw them. The fact they were front and centre of a religous store, was the cherry on the cake. (boob imagery intended)
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No worries Bento. Think of it not as a nude mannequin and more as a relief map of Switzerland.
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Hardly, S W: They’ve missed the points.
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Criteria according to “how to dress like a slut”:
1. No bras or panties. No underwear at all! CHECK
2. Sheer clothing or Loose fitting skimpy outfits CHECK
3. Short skirts are key CHECK
4. Expose yourself as much as you can when you bend over or just sit down(spread your legs)
CHECK
5. Let everyone see your unmentionables, it’s more fun that way! CHECK
We have a winner!
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I was thinking much the same thing, monk.
All in all that mannequin pretty much represents Freo at 3AM on Saturdays.
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I don’t know about that SW. I thought the necklace lent a certain class to the ensemble.
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You make a fair point shazza. A bit more Claremont perhaps?
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She’s all class, our Nikki.
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Great link, mp, especially the comments. Four out of five’s not bad.
WARNING : Not quite SFW.
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Interesting, but which is it that he’s bragging about?
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Cobblers
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Really?
Looks more like a small salmon or large trout to me.
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He’s not using the right tackle.
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Come on, it’s the Salvos for pete’s sake – as if they can just procure a fatty mannequin at the drop of a FIMO pendant. What interests me is, does it have a head?
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You know Pfortner I can’t remember. I was so giddy with embarrasment, the fact I was taking a photo of exposed boozies was almost more than my sensitive constitution could bare. I now have no recollection of the process. It’s banished to the repressed memory section of my prudish mind.
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The artistic version is here. https://theworstofperth.com/2007/12/31/pulling-it-off/
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yeah that was hot
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Perhaps the head met the same fate as Yagan’s statue:
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“Anyway, just imagine the Venus de Milo in a suburban lady’s Sunday best….”
http://www.thezaurus.com/?/literature/zupan_vitomil_minuet_for_the_guitar/
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In the words of the immortal Vitomil Zupan, that is.
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In Lewinsky Blue, and with a cunning array of pre-existing stains, this new seasons gown is ideally suited for third weddings, cousins 18ths in cougar mode and Rotary functions.
If the B@Stards get in early they have their ball gown sorted for Inseminators 10.
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Dear god. I’m lost for words:
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pray tell shreiking, (and i may regret asking this) which search terms led you to this gem?
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I’ve been Tumbling, Ms Pants:
http://thefuzzydave.tumblr.com/
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i do believe i have died and gone to heaven – it’s fabulous.
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It’s highly addictive. Just be careful of some of those links on the left. Some slightly NSFW because of boobehs.
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How much is it ill copare it to Myer
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