Tag Archives: worst sign

Sittin on the bog of the bay

Posted on August 21, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Dave saw this at Joondalup Medicare. Could be one of those benches which make a fart sound when you lower the backside? That sign should have been on this. And a more sitting friendly invitation from Turf. Can’t tell what … Continue reading →

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Digger rooting crack smoker

Posted on August 18, 2009 by AHC McDonald

From Hugh Jass in Bunbury. Apparently there’s some anti Michael Daley sentiment in town. OK so he smokes crack. What Bunbury resident wouldn’t just to get through the day until it’s time to hit River Rooster? But rooting a digger? … Continue reading →

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Knowledge is Power

Posted on August 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Oh my god, finally Japanese speaking skills are being recognised. And car cleaning too! The icing on the cake is that it might even be casual so they won’t  have to waste time on holidays. Maybe they’ll even get to … Continue reading →

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Strippers Plus Sausage Sizzle

Posted on August 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Although Meccano saw this worst opportunity in Adelaide recently, (apparently the whole town is a freewheeling collection of crap) I thought it could give Perth’s Carlisle Hotel a run for its money when it advertises “skimpy” singular. At least they … Continue reading →

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Doodle

Posted on August 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

CLIVE: Seraphim and cherubim continually do cry. And why do they continually cry? ‘Cause they’ve all got the fucking horn up there. DEREK: Yeah, fucking knobs aching up there, mate! Continually crying with knob-ache! CLIVE: I’d like to meet Ezekiel … Continue reading →

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Mr Fist

Posted on July 28, 2009 by AHC McDonald

When I first started The Worst of Perth, I ran down to Murray Street to find the famous Mr Fist sign, but unfortunately it had gone. It was somewhere near the Bra Bar in Murray Street. The original was rendered … Continue reading →

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Front Bottom?

Posted on July 22, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Bento could only guess at the extremes of passive aggressive that went into these bin labels. There must have been months of post-its, emails and verbal pleas for people to PLEASE put the bins facing the road otherwise they won’t … Continue reading →

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Moral Uplift

Posted on July 14, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Two morally uplifting or spritually downdraughting submissions depending on your point of view. Cookster, aka Cockster, aka Spamster, (dude we love you, but we are going to have to seriously intervene on your arse over your PR spam torrent) found … Continue reading →

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Banana Bender Bible

Posted on June 17, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Shazza sends this excellent sign from O’connor, with the pet food ad giving it a sinister aspect, as does the Queensland P.O. box. Do you feel that you might end up as pet food in Burleigh Heads if you answered? … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 59

Posted on June 6, 2009 by AHC McDonald

A few more from my China trip. La Pavoni in Nanjing could be a little slice of Midland. Apart from the artistic impreetion, which Midland definitely doesn’t have. And can someone tell me what the little lion is doing? It … Continue reading →

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