Banana Bender Bible

Shazza sends this excellent sign from O’connor, with the pet food ad giving it a sinister aspect, as does the Queensland P.O. box. Do you feel that you might end up as pet food in Burleigh Heads if you answered? Why send for divine banana bender assistance, when there must be thousands of Jesus jockeys in Fremantle who would spot you a good book? Reminds me of a photo of US signs I saw. “Muffler Man. He is risen.


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11 Responses to Banana Bender Bible

  1. poor lisa says:

    Cool shazza

    Are there billboards in Ipswich saying “Do your asanas!” with the Beacy ashram’s contact details?

    Actually no, Ipswich is just full of billboards like the one above.


  2. David Cohen says:

    Why is it Teh Christ Jesus?

    Isn’t that like saying Chong Patti or Outrage Fucking??


  3. shazza says:

    Another odd aspect to this sign is that it appeared quite old and faded. So appears to have been around the traps.

    I am thinking of calling the number.


  4. Snuff says:

    The pet food has done him a world of good, shaz, but they could’ve been a little more creative. I do like a nice jesus post, TLA.


  5. curious says:

    there is a very similar sign on guildford road, just across from guildford grammar, between the weighbridge and the railway crossing.


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