Sittin on the bog of the bay

Dave saw this at Joondalup Medicare. Could be one of those benches which make a fart sound when you lower the backside? That sign should have been on this.


And a more sitting friendly invitation from Turf. Can’t tell what paper he’s reading. Not The Post, not The West. Is it that free business paper they give out around West Perth? Is it The Quokka?


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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7 Responses to Sittin on the bog of the bay

  1. B.T. says:

    …sitting here resting my bones
    and The Post keeps me from feeling alone
    its ten thousand miles I’ve roamed
    just to make this bog my own…


  2. David Cohen says:

    Surely the first sign should be: Please take care when shitting?


  3. Onanist says:

    The laminated toilet sign is quaintly splattered with “dirt” and the fella has not put the seat up!


  4. David Cohen says:

    Little room, big thoughts
    Lead to a much bigger splash
    On toilet paper.


  5. shazza says:

    Newspaper, quiet time, evacuation imminent.
    Cleanse the colon and clear the mind.
    Ritual completed, daily grind begins.


  6. Bento says:

    That looks like some fancy American imported toilet. Note the extended, shallow flat pan, and side-mounted flushing arm. Yes sir, that’s one high-end crapper you got there.


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