Digger rooting crack smoker

From Hugh Jass in Bunbury. Apparently there’s some anti Michael Daley sentiment in town. OK so he smokes crack. What Bunbury resident wouldn’t just to get through the day until it’s time to hit River Rooster? But rooting a digger? Having intercourse with one of the brave men and or women that protect the free speech of Bunbarians everywhere? A step too far. Skaley Chin is painted on the other side of the sign.

And I was also disturbed by “Online Childcare” and Groper Grocer. This is actually in Eaton near Bunbury. When younger I was working up a joke that suggested Azaria Chamberlain should have been enrolled in Eaton Primary when it looked like a dingo had scoffed her, then Lindy was jailed for it. By the time she was released, it wasn’t worth telling.


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11 Responses to Digger rooting crack smoker

  1. 13th Oyster says:

    Best sex that Digger’s had since liberating Crete.


  2. Rolly says:

    Just look at the tenant fourth on the list.

    It reminds me of a certain Italian shopkeeper of my acquaintance who once did a short stint in the slammer because he couldn’t keep his hands to himself.

    He didn’t understand that Italian Prime Ministerial privileges do not extend to immigrant hoi poloi in Australia.


  3. And surely the senior citizens would want Old members not new?


  4. monkeypants says:

    Nah TLA, the eaton primary gag still made me laugh! glad you dragged it back out.


  5. Big Ramifications says:

    I snigger to myself whenever I travel along Eaton St near The Charles Hotel.

    I hear the Eaton Cat Haven was once called the Eaton Pussy Hotel.

    /that’s all I’ve got
    ///Eaton Senior Citizens? Soylent Green style?


  6. Hughie says:

    My thought was that Digger might refer to the dog from the Sam and Pam reading books I read as a wee boy, or perhaps just any dog going by that name.

    I’m probably alone in thinking this though…


  7. Hugh Jass says:

    And for those who think highly of Skaley Chins.


  8. David Cohen says:

    If only you’d posted this yesterday: the 29th anniversary of baby Azaria’s consumption.

    “I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs. I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs. Chili… baby-back ribs.”


  9. phreestyle says:

    Online child care. Awesome, this could be the business for me.

    Setup the webcam.
    Point it at the kids.
    Adjourn to my office.
    Rake in cash with both hands.
    What could possibly go wrong?


  10. Cookster says:

    Is there an Eaton Rifles perhaps? I’ve tried Eaton senior citizens, but they’re too gristly. Mutton dressed up as lamb.


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