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Bunbarians at the gates

Despite having visited Bunbury for decades, I think I had blocked out this monstrosity, the sculpture of Lord Forrest, Baron of Bunbury next to the pissoirs in the main street. I thought it must be a recent eyesore, but the … Continue reading

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Winged, Norked and Wrapped in Plastic

Come forth my lovely languorous Swan Valley Sphinx! and put your head upon my knee! And let me stroke your throat and see your body spotted like overripe muscat grapes! And let me touch those curving claws of yellow ivory … Continue reading

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Mosupial

Talking to Steven about his excellent submission, I suggested I would hold off until ridiculously early christmas decorations appeared. Well wrap me up and call me Howard Sattler if Myers wasn’t already chockers with christmas crap when I went in … Continue reading

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Hammer of Justice

Some may remember the excellent walking tour of crap public art in Kalamunda last October submitted by Cimbali. It now appears that the Art Police, or perhaps drunken young Kalamundarians have taken public art into their own hands, hammering the … Continue reading

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Piss and teh Devil had done for teh rest.

The broccoli and the zucchini still lie, for all that I know, where Sumich buried them; and certainly they shall lie there for me. Oxen and wain-ropes would not bring me back again to that accursed Spearwood; and the worst … Continue reading

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Song of The Blowhole

President Bush, you are from Texas, but Im sure you’ve seen one dolphin once in your lifetime. Wouldnt you like to keep seeing them in America’s oceans? So I hope you keep the dolphins safe. Please dont allow the Department … Continue reading

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Lunchbox to Hell

Finally got a chance to see the long awaited and much hyped Bon Scott sculpture yesterday. (Had to get away from Beaufort street for a while). Oddly it’s stuck in the corner of a glorified fish and chip shop. (Cicerellos?) … Continue reading

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Leprechaun Vomit

Lovely finds from Jordache at Cigarettejeans. Jordache says The sculptures are from up at Club Capricorn, Yanchep. This wasn’t even all of them! There were at least 4 others that were the Beatles and what I am assuming was Marilyn … Continue reading

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My Eyes are Up Here

A combination of Midland and public art. That’s got to be worth a look. Unfortunately, he’s not really checking out her uh tank, which would have made it more interesting. He’s doing his shoelaces up. And maybe that’s a gut, … Continue reading

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Baby Aint Got Back

So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! Sir Mixalot. Baby got back. Kudos to the City of Wanneroo for putting some money … Continue reading

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