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Show us your bargains

Shazza saw this The Worst of Perth classic at the Salvos’ second hand store in Fremantle. Designed especially for The Blues and Roots Festival, this breakaway number can automatically flash your tits at John “The Bono” Butler or crew members … Continue reading

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Horned for his pleasure

Harvey kindly kept The Worst of Perth in mind even when overseas. He saw this in Aukland New Zealand. Shades of THIS perhaps? Or as bad as THIS? Jeez, I don’t like the look of yours mate. Thanks Harvey. Lovely … Continue reading

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Sucked off the planet

It’s very hard to know what to make of this. The very spot where Tim Winton had been sucked out of his sandals, now sports a discarded pair of undies. Can there be another Stargate in Nedlands? Is Lindy Rosenwax … Continue reading

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Sandalis

You love that which you can lose, yourself, a woman, a country, a pair of sandals. Whenever we show pity, we empty our souls. Guibariane did not die of fear, he died out of shame – Shame for his stinking … Continue reading

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Fremantle’s No Che Day

And another updated twop tshirt design. Like “Perth The Bunbury of the North”, this design (now revamped) has produced some excellent reactions, particularly from Che shirt wearers. Why the hell do they wear those ridiculous Che shirts? NO CHE SHIRT … Continue reading

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Rack and Ruin

What better advertisement for a The Worst of Perth T shirt than to see one in action? TWOP elites Bento, Mr Shazza (unfortunately his fine set of choppers not visible) the often discussed Shazza’s rack and La Bento, all cheating … Continue reading

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Shades over Innsmouth

“Far are the shades of Arabia, / Where the Princes ride at noon.” Walter de La Mare or perhaps Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtaga. –H.P.Lovecraft, “The Shadow over Innsmouth” I struggled with the quotes for this post because I … Continue reading

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Sequinned Soprano

If you’re going Mafia, do you also go sequins?  What next, “I heart Paedos” written in flowers? You can see a reflection of Liberty Cinema on Barrack Street in this shot, which I think used to be The Kimberley, where … Continue reading

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Look Ever Forward

Three Curtin University shots, One from me, and two from Outrage Cohen. First, here is setting up for the Beach party at the tavern. I’m not sure there’s enough chlorine in the world to get me into one of these … Continue reading

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The Wicker Man

Lord Summerisle: Afternoon Sergeant Howie. I trust the sight of the young people refreshes you. Sergeant Howie: No sir, it does not.        (The Wicker Man) From the makers of Chinese safety boots, comes the woven Chinese cricket nurry protector. I … Continue reading

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