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outrage sunday 2

Last night, which had become dawn in the manner a dugong rose from the murky depths, Outrage Cohen looked up to see his gormless face reflected in the window. Only just before he’s been perusing an email from his boss … Continue reading

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rubbwich

I’m Dee Fock and I’ll be your waiter today! Our main course is from Mike (who served up jungle cuisine the other day): he’s prepared a delicious rubbish sandwich at the five-star Red Castle. Our side dish is luke-warm chunky … Continue reading

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Guildford Skins

There’s an old theatre in Guildford converted into a horrorshow taxidermy  venue. I can’t think why. I thought only New Zealanders got into this sort of crap? It’s sort of got a touch of stupid, combined with a dash of … Continue reading

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Irrational Hatred #6 The Guildford Hotel

I’ve just about had enough of The Guildford Hotel. In the light of some more ineffectual protesting highlighted by Outrage Cohen, (the socks being another pathetic example), let me throw my weight behind the demolition option, so Guildfordwegians can have … Continue reading

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Big Ole Orange Tang Titties

I’ve been sent so much good stuff over the last few days. Better get these two from Outrage Cohen out of the way. I don’t know what the first one means and the second one surely needs a phone number. … Continue reading

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