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Outrage Sunday 117 Sunday Afternoon on the Island of Perth

I like the relationships. It’s like a Winton play made into a building, but on steroids. The quokka window is a bit too much, but you have to overlook things like that in this kind of urban planning. The way … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 113 Election 2013 In Memoriam

So. Farewell then Kevin 07 Rudd You are feeling blue After covering your hands In red. “Programmatic Specificity” Was your catchphrase: “Get out” Is everyone else’s. Keith’s mum liked you Until you had A big tanty At her school canteen. … Continue reading

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Battle of Wipers

From Scott towels to the real thing: it’s escalating. I’m not sure this is what Sir Frederick had in mind.

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Outrage Sunday 110 you mug

The silicon chip inside my head was switched to overload earlier this week.The next day I was in Burma, a sodden morning of the rains. A sickly light, like yellow tinfoil, was slanting over the high walls into the jail … Continue reading

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Rocky

Unfortunately soft focus but otherwise wonderful plate celebrating the first boat to be set on fire by drunken youths in Rockingham, home of Mark, slightly damp teatowel McGowan, and demonstrating his transport plan. The steam train is unloading bales of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 99 creepshotting

I was south of Armadale, deep in banjo country, ready to squeal like a pig.This was closer to home. Surely the cost of Scott towels after a few days exceeds that of a new wiper?More worstness emerges about Jamie’s Kitchen. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 88 go to Bunnings

If you hear a rumbling from south of the river today, it will be Shazza exploding as she reads this. The hemp pizza boxes, the recycled South Sudan coffee beans, the carbon-neutral Arts Centre orgies, junkies dying as they read … Continue reading

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he lives near the UERN

…but why should we care? Clumsy language from the Public Transport Authority. I was grateful to learn of impending track work near Casa Cohen (although the light-sleeping Krazy Kym will be fretful) and appreciated the promise to make as little … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 217

There was a vigil at the Guildford Hotel. Is that place not a Dan Murphy yet? Hope Outrage was there. The temptation of a pankake might have moved him. As seen by The Colour H. Pete F sends in this … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 55 chicen à la Greacque

What could be more delicious than a Greak salad by the side of an alfresco ham sandwich after an entree of sizzling chicen tofu vol-au-vents with a “variety of” flatbreads all washed down with some eau de dogging toilette? Je … Continue reading

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