Outrage Sunday 113 Election 2013 In Memoriam

So. Farewell then
Kevin 07 Rudd
You are feeling blue
After covering your hands
In red.
“Programmatic Specificity”
Was your catchphrase:
“Get out”
Is everyone else’s.
Keith’s mum liked you
Until you had
A big tanty
At her school canteen.
Now you can
Spend more time
With your sauce bottle.
Prunus horribilus.election1election2election3election4election6election5Poem by E.J.F.O Thribb-Cohen (0.17 1/2)

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46 Responses to Outrage Sunday 113 Election 2013 In Memoriam

  1. Rolly says:

    …….and, after all that painful process and immoral expenditure, the country still ends up electing a bunch of politicians.

    “Abandon hope all ye who enter here” might have been a pertinent slogan to have posted at every polling booth.

    But, sheeple will be sheeple.

    Excepting the few who, to the frustration of the booth managers – and no doubt those doing the counting, – carefully filled in every space ‘below the line’.

    A NSWalian put it: ” I think they got everyone on there, but they forgot to put in the perforations.”

    A good use for the spoiled votes, I suppose.


  2. Shazza says:

    Ode To PUP

    Palmer the charmer,
    the unsinkable chap.
    Mining the disenchanted
    pissing off farmer and hack.


  3. Snuff says:

    I voted for the trolleys.


  4. Bill O'Slatter says:

    A pome “Gonskis with the wind” in one movement
    The world is marveling at Austraya
    and its colostal failure.
    As the Jumbuck flies,
    As The Rudd slides
    the latte sipping can run but it can’t hide
    Its 1933 all over again, the Reichstag is on fire,
    best to avoid its ire,
    and join the Party


  5. JJ says:

    Are all those photos from this morning DFOC? I need to get stealing


  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    The major winners last night were Canberra bottleshops once Parliament starts sitting.


  7. RubyRuby says:

    Who needs policies when you have a footy?


    Good to know that a career in gridiron can (possibly) land you in the Senate?


  8. scanners says:

    If you’re in the vicinity of Guildford Road and Third Avene in Maylands, check out the artfully altered Darryl Moore billboard.


  9. scanners says:



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