Tag Archives: guildford

Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Posted on March 13, 2016 by rottobloggo

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading →

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I pity the Yule

Posted on November 29, 2015 by rottobloggo

BAUBLES OF DEATH. I’m sure this health and safety madness started in the UK. Santa can’t come down your chimney: too dangerous. Reindeers are out: can’t have slip hazard shit on roofs. The fat man’s little helpers are swaddled in … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 223 art attacks

Posted on November 15, 2015 by rottobloggo

Here’s a sneak peek of my bid to be at Sculpture by the Sea next year. The hungover bear staggers to the toilet, sits, and falls off. Repeat. Any suggestions on what to call it?      Or what about some … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 221 party pack

Posted on November 1, 2015 by rottobloggo

So much depends Upon An empty party Pack Of silvery nangs Beside the munted white Shih-tzu.   

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Ground Zero

Posted on July 6, 2015 by AHC McDonald

How many years has this Guildford Hotel crap been going on? I would have been happy with demolition by now. What do we think of the new proposal? I admit that at first I was of the opinion that the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 191 elegy in a church carpark

Posted on April 5, 2015 by rottobloggo

The ice-cream container was held up high, A hand groped blindly and fingers were crossed: “Black 21” was the call, and a sigh Came from the parishioners who had lost. Beryl, again, had bagged the weekly chook: Norma was green, … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 183 fine dining

Posted on February 8, 2015 by rottobloggo

There’s nothing I like more than Corean kimchi (if you don’t include Cobe beef, Cansas corn, or Calamunda waffles). As per Bethany, they’re selling Belgian stuff here. Krazy Kym loves it when we “go Dutch” and I bring her some “rollmops” … Continue reading →

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Back Doorz

Posted on October 2, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Was at the odd and wonderful museum of taxidermy in Guildford. Just wanted to highlight the exquisite back door work on the Highland cattle. The horns and eyes are one thing, but this is class.

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Outrage Sunday 129 triumpant

Posted on January 5, 2014 by rottobloggo

At first I wondered if it was a Howard Sattler biopic. Now I’m thinking it’s a nautical version of Cast Away. Will Bobby be as triumpant in his new venture as he was in All The President’s Men? Now that … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 127 Hearts of Palm

Posted on December 15, 2013 by rottobloggo

As I went down the supermarket aisle My spastic trolley gave me the shits. I glared at the ice-cream specials, and thought: ‘Shopping really is the pits. People are rude and thrust and grasp Special stuff with their sweaty mitts’. … Continue reading →

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