How many years has this Guildford Hotel crap been going on? I would have been happy with demolition by now. What do we think of the new proposal? I admit that at first I was of the opinion that the apartments ( that will fund the hotel renos) should be lower than the height of the hotel. But as a famous Guildford resident said, “It’s just fucken Guildford, who cares?” And you have to credit that point of view. The so called heritage streetscape is not really that interesting apart from a very few shopfronts. James Street used to be named Mangle Street after Governor Pedo’s Stirling’s wife’s family. Wouldn’t we be assenting to Pedo Stirling’s proclivities? I’m ambivalent about it. Yes, the apartments are probably shithouse. But then again, not a soul ever went into the Guildford Hotel pre burning. Everyone hated it. It was a craphole. I can’t help feeling that the influx of wankers would improve Guildford. There might even be a customer for the hotel. What do youse think? Asks Carbuncle.
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It’s the Jarndyce and Jarndyce of the gateway to the Swan Valley.
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Would Sir like some heritage with his dog box?
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I always go for the 3D walkthrough shot from a drone.
http://fratellegroup.com.au/portfolio/guildford-hotel-redevelopment/
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In the beginning there was Fire … then there was Ice … then there was a Kitty on the piano keys … then there was a Nephew with data points … then
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It’s a bit of a worry when an artists impression doesn’t have multitudes thronging the streets.
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It could work if every apartment owner was required to buy at least one FOD or POD from the hotel per week.
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Yes, that is a concern. Maybe Guildfordtonians would be spooked by the thought of too much “new blood”.
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Is it going to push up the price of antique chisels, planes and fruit boxes?
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What about the ladders? Don’t forget them.
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Who was it who said “things often look worse in perspective”?
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The second one isn’t the Guildford Hotel development, its a separate proposal in a different location.
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Will there be a portal to Moora?
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Nah!
Direct access to the New Norcia monestary bakehouse and grog cellar.
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Have taken that one away. I should know from Guildford.
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Outrage.
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The second one , is unconnected to the Guildford hotel development
http://www.willingproperty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/110-Terrace-Road_Guilford.jpg?6fbee1
The current state of play of the Guildford hotel redevopment appears to be
http://www.swan.wa.gov.au/Council/Council_Meetings/Minute_Listing/2015/June_24_2015_-_Special_Meeting_of_Council
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Terrace (aka tear-arse) Rd is much further from the pedo strip.
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Or “Off-Pedo” as it’s probably described in the brochure.
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You do realise that one of the Councillors who voted against the full development was a former poster to this blog :-)
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Not a separate proposal in the same location?
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The same proposal in a different location.
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Everything is the same, there’s nothing new.
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plus les changements de la proposition de construction , plus il ya la même chose
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isn’t this the hotel built by ECU VC’s family Jecks?
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