Tag Archives: bayswater

Ant Music

Purple Wyrm (who sent in the awesome toilet porn) sent this to me a while ago from King William Street Bayswater. The his and hers teal whellbarrows are nice too.

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On The Stump

Another “Essence of Perth” shot. This time from Cobbler. The brick, the tiles, the Solahart, the Sulo, the palm stump. Just missing “a bladder of goon and thou”. I almost wish I was overseas so I could be nostalgic. Bayswater. … Continue reading

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Dead Ted

Apart from the foreign book outrage, these are the other shocking pictures James N sent me from Bayswater. Let that be an example to all teddies.

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Slovnik

Enigmatic, pointless and suburban. The kind of worst I like. A book abandoned on a letterbox in Bayswater. Another foreign libris told to, “Fuck off we’re full of Winton books thank you very much!” Every copy of  Cesko Anglicky Technicky … Continue reading

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Barcelona on Bayswater

Architecture used to be the staple of The Worst of Perth, but personalities (if you can call Howard Sattler a personality) and politics seem to have been dominant recently. So let’s get back to our roots. Don’t let anyone tell … Continue reading

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Teotihuacan

Remember the lizard cunnilingus sign at Rainbow Lodge? Look at the mound in the background. It looks remarkably like the Neo Aztec pyramid being constructed by the Bayswater Bassendean(?) Council on Collier Rd. Seems to be part of a business … Continue reading

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Palmed Off

Now I’m all for getting rid of ridiculous palm trees from gardens, but you’ve got to finish the job. This seems to have been left as an example to other palm trees to not think about setting up here in … Continue reading

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Ironing Board Madness

Will this hyundai ever go fast enough to need the downforce? Bayswater. Remember, someone paid to do this. And this. Embleton. It’s a ute, so they couldn’t add much of an ironing board, but an impressive “pie warmer”.. Bad examples … Continue reading

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Bay Stalker

Worst Sight. Bayswater. Man, get yourself a boat with a cabin. With a door. That shuts.

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The Knock Shop of Broken Dreams

Worst Brothel Conversion Long time Perth residents will remember this building on the corner of Guilford and Garrett road Bayswater as one of Perth’s most famous brothels, The Happy Haven . Obviously some of us will remember the inside, others … Continue reading

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