Live worst humility

Those who wish to hear me talk about the worst of humility this Friday morning (17th April ) can now register with Creative Mornings. Breakfast provided. But not, sadly, free piss.

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More dangling

Its to be expected some PR operatives are a bit confused: but a sub-editor at Teh West?  What a right Charlie!

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Shell Hole

Maybe some kind of thought  should have gone into the chest wound that was to be inflicted on this Digger during the design phase. I also forgot my phone was on black and white. But somehow appropriate. Fremantle.



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Outrage Sunday 192 more please

They always want more. They never have enough milk or money or socks or sex or holidays or first editions or solitude or gramophone records or free meals or real friends or guiltless pleasure or neckties or applause or unquestioning love or persimmons.

Apologies for any inconvienience to Barry Humphries.

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Some More New York

BSWAM sent me these which I have been remiss in not posting. Time for some New York vibrancy. BSWAM says…Marriot-Marquis-Hotel
The horrendous Marriot Marquis Hotel, one of the city’s most hated buildings since 1983, when it replaced the Helen Hayes Theater. There used to be a revolving restaurant somewhere in this thing, but even that proved too whimsical for the management.
St-Patrick's-Day
We’re in Times Square on St. Patrick’s Day! Why? Because we hate life!Rosie-O'Grady's
Here is the famous steakhouse Rosie O’Grady, looking rather squashed by recent arrivals.Yum!-1
Rosie’s can be a bit pricy, so it’s fortunate that so many other fine dining opportunities exist for the hungry tourist.Manny's
Much of the area is historic. And ugly.48th-Street
On the other hand, this is what they’re replacing it with.Lyceum-Theater
The Lyceum Theater, New York’s oldest operating venue and an oasis of elegance on its block.Box-Office-Sign
Or not.Rudy's-Music-Shop
Rudy’s Music Stop, since 1978. For how much longer, who knows?Times-Square
Vibrancy!

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Nude Air

What? Is nude air when you let “fluffy off the leash”? Myer. 



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Humility Now!

I will be lecturing on humility next Friday morning. Free breakfast Creative Mornings. 



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Torture Chamber

I guess the breaker trips sometimes when you apply the wires to the testicles? By Illusiver. Ex Myer building Fremantle. I believe it is now an artis-anal ugg boot and Krazy Tee shop. There may have been a rooftop bar closed by whingers, I don’t remember. 

 

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Talk’n Mad Crap

That’s the Andre Rieu side of Australia Post talking. By Pete F. Claremont. 



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The Pain Remains the Same

Jane shares the pain in Dalkeith. So sad. Sad that a Dalkeith resident has to take the bus that is. No wonder they needed medication. 



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