Yarn bombing now Rottnest? Gage Roads is the only thing stopping Stormie Mills’ Sigma station wagon getting over here to paint an excruciating hipster quokka. But it won’t be long before there is a fairy quokka with wood nymphs dancing out of its arse on the side of the general store anyway.
so much depends
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after a bike
slaughter
on the white
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with apoligies for any inconveienence to william carlos williams
The Lazy Aussie and Outrage Cohen both found themselves – inadvertently – on Rottnest at the same time. Both had stocked up on journalistic ethics at the same store.
This is more like wipe it on the curtains sex appeal. Civic Hotel. Oh, and Civic, kudos to your ever reeking dunny. That you manage this with auto flush urinal is amazing. By the way, on the subject of wiping, Tim has a new book out, The Boy Who Wiped it on The Curtains. It’s actually The Boy Behind The Curtain, but what would he be doing back there if not wiping it? What? What would he be doing?
Vegan shows Bridgetown at its most extreme. Perhaps we have found the cashmer over a women’s vagina we were talking about? May…be??
Dead wrong Pete F. It’s all about the death toll. Formerly Seaview Tavern So Fro, now SeaviewX So Fro.
BankWest burned by local Communists. A little late and a little lame no? We can be better socialist heaters than this surely?
I don’t like it (people talking about a daily regime, instead of a regimen). Some colleagues – a small minority – assure me regime is fine. But I don’t like it. Regime could be other nasty things – especially if there’s a Greek mention – but regimen can only be one thing. I may sound like a prat, but I assure you it’s little things like this that are proof that marching sound you hear in the faint distance means the barbarians will soon be at the gates. The Outrage Regime: that would keep historians busy for millennia. 
Well, yes, this goes without saying…although cashmer alpacas are totally played no? And would you really (and I’m talking interior design here) put a cashmer alpaca over some women’s vagina? Wouldn’t Rolly leer at it? In any case, Feng shui on the membrane!!!
Hello poor people! I am sorry to say media standards worsen. Someone at Aunty can’t spell coverage! But we all make innocent mistakes. 
Do I ever make mistakes? Absoutely. I am not without quilt. 
Whoever put this up is quilty of labouring under a massive misapprehension. 
I won’t be able to post at the end of the month: I will be learning how to be richer than Gina. It’ll be packed out (good thing I’ve registered), although I wonder if the name should be amended for these sunny climes: Rich Cunt Poor Cunt? Whattaya Lookin’ At Yer Rich Cunt? I’ve already got a big advantage: “Please bring a notepad and pen to take notes, because we are going to give you an enormous amount of money-making information in that time.” I note Mr Kiyosaki won’t be there, and this curious item is baffling: “Our curriculum is avocational in nature”. Bugger that! I’m going all out to make a motza – see you in the Boatshed!
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