Hello poor people! I am sorry to say media standards worsen. Someone at Aunty can’t spell coverage! But we all make innocent mistakes. 
Do I ever make mistakes? Absoutely. I am not without quilt. 
Whoever put this up is quilty of labouring under a massive misapprehension. 
I won’t be able to post at the end of the month: I will be learning how to be richer than Gina. It’ll be packed out (good thing I’ve registered), although I wonder if the name should be amended for these sunny climes: Rich Cunt Poor Cunt? Whattaya Lookin’ At Yer Rich Cunt? I’ve already got a big advantage: “Please bring a notepad and pen to take notes, because we are going to give you an enormous amount of money-making information in that time.” I note Mr Kiyosaki won’t be there, and this curious item is baffling: “Our curriculum is avocational in nature”. Bugger that! I’m going all out to make a motza – see you in the Boatshed!
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
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Never mind “covarage”, what’s that Wheeldon guy’s given name?
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The can’t spell Clint.
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Funniest thing on the ALPBC for ages. Wonder what they call Nanna and Dad?
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Why don’t you call him and ask?
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I’m not allowed to ring overseas. I think Dad knew that before he moved.
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Use your mum’s iPad to Skype him.
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Is it haiku?
Covarage half five
Drive cantinues digital
Cunt Wheeldon miskerns
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etc.
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Speaking of wankers, I see that Clive James (who has been dying forever) has another piece in the Gruniad today. He is, apparently, still not dead. More’s the pity.
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He is a Rich Dad Poor Dad for shizzle.
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Clive might outlast Teh Grauniad at this rate. Then what?
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‘ Dying , yet in death alive ‘
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… Speaking of which , 7 news online has five or six separate 2-sentence long ‘ opinions ‘ by pastor John Howard former p m now national conscience of sky news and Sunday spiritual advisor to the indeterminate multitudes out of which engineered consent may always be crafted, composed or extracted …
These rival CJ s both in sheer datedness and in lustre of spherical polish obtained through at least two dutiful applications of Brasso
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