The Ibis

Posted on February 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

These are not ghosts. Nor are these Ibis! These are dead corpses. Any unburied ibis corpse with its brain intact will in fact reactivate. And it’s precisely because of incitement by irresponsible public figures like yourself that this situation is being dealt with irresponsibly by the bird loving public at large!

Dr Foster. Dawn of the Dead.

For you recalcitrant dogs (ie pigs), wistful for the days of traditional worsts, here’s a classic from Midland. I came for the emu, but I stayed for the headless ibis. Don’t miss the Ox head for the year of teh Ox.

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Weekend Worstoff 42

Posted on February 7, 2009 by AHC McDonald

My Ning in Toronto to spread the word on what a shithouse resources minister Colin Barnett was, submits this for worst ad. I’m not sure what’s wrong with it My. Is it because in Toronto it should be Canadia Apparel? Get oat of here.

week42apparel4Another from Ljuke. Is this actually bad? i’m not sure. Maybe yes.

week42van1From Chris O, this number plate. Those blue plates are always so bad. Did they not come in under Brian Burke?

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Ljuke also saw this Rieu fest at the post office. Is this musical criminal still going?

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Too Much The Magic Tree

Posted on February 6, 2009 by AHC McDonald

A more traditional worst. Morley. Galleria carpark.

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The Toxic Avenger

Posted on February 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Skink you Chong Scum. I said I was easing up on Paul Murray! What are you doing sending me this? Was he saving Fremantle and Esperance from lead and nickel again today? I didn’t look. What about a mashup of Zoltan Kovacs putting the boot into Carmen Lawrence while at the same time not having an opinion about SMS ‘s? Could you photoshop that?

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Right back at ya

Posted on February 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Right back at ya ad. That will teach you for messing with our expectations that you’re about picking up std’s but but are really about picking up condoms. Well now you’re picking up Hitler mo and AIDS again. Suffer in your jocks. One from Ljuke. And we continue with the Ljuke fest with a non altered ad for Le Specs. Mostly because I really like Le Specs. That bendy plastic just has the right feel to it the way tofu just doesn’t. Oh and also because it looks like she’s grinding her head into the bus wheel.

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The Daily Beast

Posted on February 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I had intended to give the Paul Murray bashing a bit of a rest for a while for a couple of reasons. Firstly, I heard him being slagged off by several other journalists to such an extent that I almost began to feel sorry for the old bastard. Surely calling for urgent Murray retirement is my territory? Also, I had started to pay more attention to ex Carmen Lawrence staffer Zoltan Kovacs, who I swear writes the same column every week about the English language. Murray might be the cut and paste master, but Zoltan’s subtle reincarnation of the topic, “Is the english language rooted? I have no idea.” is like a Hindu wheel of karma. “Are SMS’s bad for English? I Idon’t know.” “Is swearing bad for english? I don’t know.” “Is emailing bad for english? I don’t know.” “Is strict grammar important for english? I don’t know.” But I was forced to suspend my Murray suspension when I received the following photos from anonymous correspondent “The Daily Beast,” who claimed these were pictures of Teh Paul in the 1980’s. Is it really him? The budding Jack Van Tongeren Mo makes me think it is. And more importantly is that fucking stonewash? I should give a tip to anonymous contributors. Don’t  email me from your WA Newspapers email accounts. In any case I am most grateful. Perhaps this is a chance to again ask about The new editor for The West. Who will it be? Why is it taking so long? Is it Barearse, Is is Ass head? Is it me?

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The Maniacs! They burnt them all!

Posted on February 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Charleston Heston: Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it.
[screaming] You Maniacs! You burnt them all! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! All the cheap Chinese Australian flags, the Hills Hoists, oh my god they burnt them all! You maniacs… -Planet of The Apes

A great couple of photos of Australia Day flag mania from Kill Teen Angst Fan Boy. KTAFB claimed it was an acid drenched orgy of car flag stealing and burning. (Not to mention Beaver damming). Apparently the flags exploded and were consumed in an instant like some kind of toxic prawn crackers.

I’ve always found that piss was the best drug for flag stealing and car door kicking-in. I well remember the expensive hand embroidered  banner for The Australian Society of accountants that was foolishly left unattended… but that’s another story. Acid is better for flag staring rather than burning – hey, but to each their own. You may also be wondering why I’m censoring the frail’s face but leaving in the cowboy boots and the sideys. Don’t worry, I am too. I am too.

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Weekend Worstoff 41

Posted on January 31, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Bit of a Vic Demised fest this weekend. here he shows an example of worst driveway reversing in Osborne Park.

left hand down

left hand down

But unfortunately the Obornian didn’t reverse over this in Main Street. We have had an example of this model of garden ornament before,Vic, which was wearing a nappy.  Now we know why as this one has shat itself. Also reminds me of The Facial of The Gods, which I love.

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And Skylantern found 2 worsts in 1 framing. A big flag ute, and someone with a tardis numberplate. Thanks Skylantern.

week41flagAnd Savage Meat again from Vic. Might go together with Savage Bliss, from the Outrage some time ago.

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Hot Play

Posted on January 30, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I remember the days when I would go down and play Phoenix or Galaxians for hours or heat my hand up on the stove.  Just one more before we leave the worst of New Zealand.

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