Charleston Heston: Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it.
[screaming] You Maniacs! You burnt them all! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! All the cheap Chinese Australian flags, the Hills Hoists, oh my god they burnt them all! You maniacs… -Planet of The Apes
A great couple of photos of Australia Day flag mania from Kill Teen Angst Fan Boy. KTAFB claimed it was an acid drenched orgy of car flag stealing and burning. (Not to mention Beaver damming). Apparently the flags exploded and were consumed in an instant like some kind of toxic prawn crackers.
I’ve always found that piss was the best drug for flag stealing and car door kicking-in. I well remember the expensive hand embroidered banner for The Australian Society of accountants that was foolishly left unattended… but that’s another story. Acid is better for flag staring rather than burning – hey, but to each their own. You may also be wondering why I’m censoring the frail’s face but leaving in the cowboy boots and the sideys. Don’t worry, I am too. I am too.