These are not ghosts. Nor are these Ibis! These are dead corpses. Any unburied ibis corpse with its brain intact will in fact reactivate. And it’s precisely because of incitement by irresponsible public figures like yourself that this situation is being dealt with irresponsibly by the bird loving public at large!
Dr Foster. Dawn of the Dead.
For you recalcitrant dogs (ie pigs), wistful for the days of traditional worsts, here’s a classic from Midland. I came for the emu, but I stayed for the headless ibis. Don’t miss the Ox head for the year of teh Ox.