Micturating Man

Posted on April 5, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Rongly saw this extraordinary wall piece in Karrinyup. At first I thought it was a tribute to metrosexual man. The pink house is nice too.

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Weekend Worstoff 102

Posted on April 3, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I’ll be in the Great Southern town of Albania, so just a short worstoff.

Anisette wrote in asking if anyone would be interested in seeing her collection of Perth’s ugly car photos. Yes, ‘m sure we would be, but I reckon we’ve had worse here. I’m not sure she’s bettered this one or Bundyman, or even this one. Peruse the “worst car” category Anisete, and you’ll see real ugly.

Someone, possibly skink sent me this building with fixture before, but it needed the extra “vag” seen by Stu to get it up there.

Anyway, think of me in Albania town.

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Backdoor Awe

Posted on April 2, 2010 by AHC McDonald

This is as Jesusy as I could find for the big day.  Bento saw this in Highgate. Why does it seem to have a schoolboy bending over for its awestruck easter exhortation? I be puzzled. I can’t read the text, something about tombs and stuff. Awesome.

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A South Hedland – everyone’s got one and they all stink

Posted on April 1, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Bento asks if it is only him who would snicker at this. Certainly not. The pic is even more convincing as South Hedland, acknowledged arsehole of the world is in just about the right position. Well close enough for snickering purposes anyway.

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Meal in a Drum

Posted on March 31, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Tantalising glimpse through the back gate of the former Red Parrot Nightclub, now Artrage workshop. For one, there’s a giant mirror ball, but more interesting for worst fans are the dums of “Big Meal  Single Serve” stacked nearby. I assumed that the Artrage worker diet would lean heavily in the 2 minute noodle direction, but these barrels of faux soylent are a savage indictment of this city’s arts funding. Let a thousand haikus bloom.

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The Stingray of Capitalism Part 2

Posted on March 30, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I saw this at the other end of the art market, although I suspect the ends are the same. $11000 reduced to $5000. Fucking horrible. This is from phone. Not sure if this photo works.

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The Stingray of Capitalism

Posted on March 30, 2010 by AHC McDonald

A straight out no nonsense superbad worst from Filums Brownbook. Brownbook found it incredible that something so bad could be found at Floreat Forum. You don’t get out to Floreat much do you Brownie? It’s hard to imagine that anyone would buy such a thing. Judging by the price slashing, noone will. Let market forces, the stingray of capitalism deal with this motherfucker. Thank christ it’s my last day at REIWA. Yesterday we learnt how to serve notice of termination of tenancy. I’ll evict you mothers good.

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Cash Twon

Posted on March 29, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Michael snapped a remarkable shopfront in East Victoria Park. Could someone really have painted TWON instead of town? If so, then hats off to them. We sale household goods is just the icing on the cake. Michael believes this might have been rapidly turned into a vanished worst. Is it still extant? Perfect.

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Weekend Worstoff 101

Posted on March 27, 2010 by AHC McDonald

The only highlight of the week at REIWA (apart from the storm pulverising Subi) was this seen nearby. Jen sends virgin worst suburb Quinns Rocks. Jen Sez… I was waiting in the car at Quinns Rocks shopping village when I saw there was a black hearse with bonscott.com.au bumper stickers on it with the number plate “RIP BON” parked outside IGA. It’s nice to know they power their tribute-mobile with gas.

Two bus related pics, because I know there are so many bus stop freaks out there. Mez noted that Camry seems to have been mispelled at the first attempt, and Brian finds a bus stuck because the driver didn’t know they’re not to easy to perform a three point turn in. And this one was a little odd. Eric sent this in with the title Snazzy Nedlands. I’m not sure what you meant Eric. Do you mean that Nedlands shouldn’t have rusty light fittings, or was there a more subtle worst I’m missing?

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Arsebuddy Gardens

Posted on March 26, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I just liked its complete stupidity. The graffiti in this town must be the lamest in the world. 8th Avenue Maylands. From Kelly, who even has a worst I would never have posted on her (?) blog.

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