Rongly saw this extraordinary wall piece in Karrinyup. At first I thought it was a tribute to *metrosexual *man. The pink house is nice too.

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Da Vinci might be dead, but he hadn’t really been killed until now.

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It must be some sort of code.

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I’m going to dig the fucker up in hope of finding the Holy Grail. Oh wait, it’s a bloodline, not some stupid cup, right?

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Wow. Where is this? I was going to ask whether the drawing is proportional until I noticed that it does indeed conform to the dimensions of the circle and square. So many questions.

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… and so little time, NF1. This is several houses north of Karrinyup Primary, quite a wealthy area, not teh sort of area one ewould expect to find a Dan-Brown-wannabe. Am tempted to send this to Opus Dei.

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Vitruvius has much to answer for. Send to the Knights of Malta instead.

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What’s truly incredible, though, is if we consider the bird’s eye view. There are Westfields located at Karrinyup, Whitfords and Osborne Park. If we draw a connecting line between each, a long, unbalanced triangle can be observed. But what’s this? The distance between Karrinyup and Whitfords is exactly half the distance between Karrinyup and Osborne Park. Now if we take that distance as the radius of a circle AROUND Osborne Park, we see that the circumference of that circle acts as a sort of ‘mirror’ to another, adjacent circle of the same size, at the centre of which lies the Centro Galleria! Navigating along a line between Whitfords and Morley, we can see that we have a line of exact 4:6 proportions in relation to the line between Whitfords, Karrinyup and Osborne Park. A pattern is emerging; a five-pointed star. In ancient times, sailors and seamen would navigate by the Pole Star and Venus, Light of the Morning; and here, as if by the hand of fate itself, we have Carousel and Garden City operating as tangential anchors to the nexus of commerce. It is as if the Magdalene herself had a metropolitan development consultancy.

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Everyone know if you draw lines on a map between the Belltower, the Grand Lodge, the floating granite ball in Forrest Place, and Bobby Dazzlers, that Cerne-like picture of a man with a large cock results. Something to do with Tricky Dicky and old Charlie.

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We have covered that somewhere. It also had to do with the mens confraternity.

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Oh, here it is.

https://theworstofperth.com/2008/09/21/worst-web-sunday/

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Thanks for that TLA. I actually saw the MC/Hidden Mysteries post before, and went to the HM site for further investigation, but I can’t find information specific to the Perth Cerne cock man among all the mind-numbing conspiracy fap.

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Remarkable.

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Demands crap grafftti, non?

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Apart from having garnered 12 response to my “Is pizza gay?” question on soulpancake.com, I have also just slipped in a mention of Alsation Rampant.

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One response so far to my question, “Does Heidegger’s ontic/ontological distinction hold up in the face of rampant Alsationism?”

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I would have thought more arse than face.

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Arse indeed.

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How long until it is tipped over?

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I’ll get onto it.

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