Micturating Man

Rongly saw this extraordinary wall piece in Karrinyup. At first I thought it was a tribute to metrosexual man. The pink house is nice too.

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20 Responses to Micturating Man

  1. munkipants says:



  2. skib says:

    Da Vinci might be dead, but he hadn’t really been killed until now.


  3. David Cohen says:

    It must be some sort of code.


    • Natalia Fan #1 says:

      I’m going to dig the fucker up in hope of finding the Holy Grail. Oh wait, it’s a bloodline, not some stupid cup, right?


  4. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Wow. Where is this? I was going to ask whether the drawing is proportional until I noticed that it does indeed conform to the dimensions of the circle and square. So many questions.


    • ronggly says:

      … and so little time, NF1. This is several houses north of Karrinyup Primary, quite a wealthy area, not teh sort of area one ewould expect to find a Dan-Brown-wannabe. Am tempted to send this to Opus Dei.


      • Natalia Fan #1 says:

        Vitruvius has much to answer for. Send to the Knights of Malta instead.


        • Pfortner says:

          What’s truly incredible, though, is if we consider the bird’s eye view. There are Westfields located at Karrinyup, Whitfords and Osborne Park. If we draw a connecting line between each, a long, unbalanced triangle can be observed. But what’s this? The distance between Karrinyup and Whitfords is exactly half the distance between Karrinyup and Osborne Park. Now if we take that distance as the radius of a circle AROUND Osborne Park, we see that the circumference of that circle acts as a sort of ‘mirror’ to another, adjacent circle of the same size, at the centre of which lies the Centro Galleria! Navigating along a line between Whitfords and Morley, we can see that we have a line of exact 4:6 proportions in relation to the line between Whitfords, Karrinyup and Osborne Park. A pattern is emerging; a five-pointed star. In ancient times, sailors and seamen would navigate by the Pole Star and Venus, Light of the Morning; and here, as if by the hand of fate itself, we have Carousel and Garden City operating as tangential anchors to the nexus of commerce. It is as if the Magdalene herself had a metropolitan development consultancy.


  5. shazza says:



  6. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Apart from having garnered 12 response to my “Is pizza gay?” question on soulpancake.com, I have also just slipped in a mention of Alsation Rampant.


  7. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    One response so far to my question, “Does Heidegger’s ontic/ontological distinction hold up in the face of rampant Alsationism?”


  8. BrownBook says:

    How long until it is tipped over?


  9. Shreiking Wombat says:

    I’ll get onto it.


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