Masters of Surfie-ism

A friend once told me she had become totally absorbed in Surfie poetry. I was really impressed until I found that she had said “Sufi Poetry“, which tends towards the sappy.

If you desire the wave, and chicks,
Do not cease to pour out lamentation,
For a perfect storm comes,
hot from the furnace of your shorts,
Cool from the esky of your soul.
The Lazy Aussie, Mystics of Surfie

Which brings us to this item, which was bought from that hotbed of Sufiism, Floreat Forum. I came for the spelling, but stayed for the apostrophe.

sufers

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19 Responses to Masters of Surfie-ism

  1. 13th Oyster says:

    Sufer little children – you must be over 18 or have forged ID to order drinks here.

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  2. Snuff says:

    Surf’s short
    Death’s long
    So’s me dick
    Pass the bong

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  3. David Cohen says:

    Suf’s up!

    TLA’s Sufi craps all over my haiku.

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  4. skink says:

    Sufers is a delightful little village in Switzerland, famous for its small wicker boats, which are paddled across Lake Sufnersee using very short wooden paddles.

    I’ll have a schnapps, please

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sufers

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  5. With what eye is the cunt-kini observed?
    Not by mine, the lover,
    Where desire boils as the river meets the sea.
    Only the creator (Sportscraft) can view itself.

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  6. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Sufis do suffer
    Whirling dervishes welcome
    Sudan surf piss up

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  7. Johnny Nonation says:

    It’s plastered on the walls all
    around the school now
    (Surfers rule
    Surfers rule)
    Becoming just as common as
    a golden rule now
    (Surfers rule
    Surfers rule)
    Take it or leave it but you
    better believe it
    Surfers rule

    They burn’t it in the grass on
    the football field now
    (Surfers rule
    Surfers rule)
    Just try to make them
    cool it and they’ll never
    yield now
    (Surfers rule
    Surfers rule)
    [ Find more Lyrics on http://www.mp3lyrics.org/s3H ]
    Take what you’ve heard now and
    go pass the word now
    Surfers rule

    It’s a genuine fact that the Surfers rule

    A woody full of Surfers
    pullin’ long side a wagon
    (Surfers rule
    Surfers rule)
    The Hodaddies sittin’ while the
    Surfers are draggin’
    The Surfers are winnin’
    and they say as they’re
    grinnin’
    Surfers rule

    Surfers rule
    (Four Seasons you better believe it)
    Surfers rule
    (Four Seasons you better believe it)
    Surfers rule
    (Four Seasons you better believe it)
    Surfers rule
    (Four Seasons you better believe it)
    Surfers rule
    (Four Seasons you better believe it)
    Surfers rule
    (Four Seasons you better believe it)

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  8. Cookster, Floreat Forum is your neck of the woods. Ever enter any mystical poem/wet t shirt contests down there?

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    • Bento says:

      Failed ‘Girls Gone Wild’ franchises #17: Spring Break Sufi-ism!

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    • Cookster says:

      Nah bro, but a bunch of us are joining Dr Fun for a two week trip into the grim wilderness of Northern California to surf a remote reef called ‘Heart Attacks’ if you care to join us?

      Might be difficult getting over The Devil’s Hoof, but that is one mystic break my friend.

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  9. Rolly says:

    Could this be some kind of wishful thinking to connect the plentiful water in the Sufnersee with the diabolical lack of the same in Perry (?)Lakes (Puddles. Is there anything in there these days?)

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  10. Orbea says:

    or the chisel classic –
    Lookin’ like a Coir Girl
    She’s cryin’ like a refuge, ay?
    Lookin’ like a Coir Girl
    she aint no doormat after a love tap from me

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  11. Big Ramifications says:

    See also: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-the-fail-room-fail.jpg

    I think it can be plural without having to be ownership. Like, I dunno, the “Big Cats Section” at Perth Zoo.

    A few of the State Teachers – sorry, Teachers’ – Unions seem to think it’s a coin toss.

    http://www.nswtf.org.au/

    Taking off my wanker hat and putting on my Jesus hat again:

    “Sufer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.”
    –Matthew 19 to the motherfucken 14, homeboy

    [I’m edgy like that]

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