Open

Yes there were many more of you elites that I should have invited, but unfortunately space did not allow. Bar Lazy opened. Someone gave me an explanation of dubstep that left me more confused than before.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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35 Responses to Open

  1. shazza says:

    Had DFOC just left the media ball? Looks mighty fancy in that get up.
    The rest look like a bunch of loosers.(except Kim)

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  2. Rolly says:

    Drongos, all !
    Shood’ve been photographed, full face and in profile, against a plain background, holding their respective custody identification numbers !
    Terrifying !

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  3. Poppa WAtching says:

    I Hope WAtching didn’t bang on all night about how you should have used plastic forks, he would have been right but I hope he didn’t bang on

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  4. Captain says:

    I see that large, obtrusive black sunglasses are all the rage these days.

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  5. Hugh Jass says:

    I was expecting you would xxxxxxxxxxxxxx out the faces, not just but a crude black box over them. Shame.

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  6. David Cohen says:

    The night was everything and more I had heard about these small bars.

    Surly service (it was sidecards or nothing), over-priced food, gloomy, electrical hazards, screaming children, opinionated drunks, astonishing dress code (the middle-aged Bento was trying to look like a gloomy teenager from Podunk, Ohio) and cramped cramped cramped.

    Thank god Krazy Kym took along a plate of freshly-baked cheese twists.

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  7. Ljuke says:

    How come you didn’t black out the ex-Premier’s face?

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  8. cottcoast says:

    I -adore- that everything about the bottom left ensemble, that dress, that hair! It is amazing!

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  9. Bill O'Slatter says:

    The cream of Embleton. Faces suitably blacked out Maddington Thornlie swingers club style.

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  10. Mez says:

    no dancing?

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  11. langhorne says:

    ‘Space did not allow’ is an understatement. Still, I guess it is a small bar.

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