Weekend Worstoff 134

Edward De Bozo saw this fountain at Coral Bay that from a distance, and even up close, looks like a mound of manure. Hokusan sees Red Bull promoted to beer, and shows us that Melbourne can still deliver run down pubs of a type now nearly gone in Perth. Love the effect of the slats.Kath is driven to rage by the term “inspirate” in Atwell.And Outrage Cohen did not have his post Media Ball hangover improved by this sign. In fact the image of a waiter “servicing” his egg and toast had him talking on the big white telephone for another hour. I’m not sure why I’m still linking to Teh Rage’s rottnest blog, since it hasn’t been updated for months.Worst well

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15 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 134

  1. orbea says:

    aspirate my defecate
    unto ascot vale where the
    tenth floor eggs are great


  2. shazza says:

    why would you want to jump on the rocks? Ouch!


    • Snuff says:

      That’d be jump O rocks, shazza. And speaking of all things O, I’ve just witnessed the power of Obamarketing in Kamakura. Recently Bazza reminisced of his visit when he was 6 with another matcha (green tea) ice cream. They’re suddenly being referred to as Obamatcha ice creams, and are selling like the proverbial.

      p.s. Even he’s getting into apostrophe abuse (at 0:31) !


  3. golden1 says:

    I’m filled with inspiratedness!


  4. vegan says:

    a personal weekend worst:


    now they want us to pay for their christmas as well?


    • Rolly says:

      …..and, I ask, why not?
      Just because they are lousy business people and didn’t cut production years ago to force prices up to a sustainable level, is no reason to pick on them.


      • orbea says:

        I personally volunteer to set Barry Court and his rabid happy clapper squeeze Maggie on fire, and later, piss on them.
        These cuntry cuzzins deserve it.


        • shazza says:

          “mens sundowners and women’s lunches’?? Yeh, I’d gladly withhold my donations to African girls, autism research, refugee support, and Balinese orphans for that worthwhile cause.


          • vegan says:

            yeah shazz, i’m thinking those homeless folk and battered wives probably brought it all on themselves, so i’ll be cancelling my support immediately.


  5. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Yer dumb grammar nazis don’t know that you use erate for emphasis. As in “Bill’s stinky carcase perspirated on the step machine and had to be insperated.”


  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Inspirate causes me to dispairate.


  7. You clown says:

    Ohh Vegan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Why oh why would we pay for our own people’s Christmas.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwithout exception and all people from the bush are shite.

    BTW, what a hideous disaster the outdoor bar is at TLA’s house. Shitehouse. A MASSIVE wurst. Cuntz


  8. LatterdayScribe says:

    And yet Attitude on Food managed to spell “till” properly and not resort to atrocities like ’til or (even worst) ’till. Makes me feel almost charitable enough to overlook the quite earnest if dimwitted and pompous “serviced”. Can’t overlook the oh-so-droll “the food that bites you” bit, though. Design and typography worthy of a refectory caterer? Check. Needlessly pompous and incorrect word usage? Check. Bland-as-cardboard slogan? Check. A good worst.


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