Fall of the Trader

Posted on July 30, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Say it ain’t so! Benny the Textile Trader (who we always referred to a The Toilet Trader) is down. The man who swept onto the scene as a baffling version of Tony Sadler has bit the dust in Morley. By Joel T.

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Evidence of Fartarsing

Posted on July 29, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Why are universities hosting this total knobhead? Although the Tim Winton Lecture Theatre is an appropriate place for the amount of fartarsing, chiaking and Kylie waving that will inevitably be going on. Surely this should be on at Notre Dame and Edith Cowan?

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Outrage Sunday 107 the evils of cybersex

Posted on July 28, 2013 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym and I heard the ruckus before we parked outside Midland Gate. Once out of the car it was deafening. Christian rap/hip-hop! It was outstanding. I think the song was about how terrible cybersex is. Sadly the artist had gone by the time we returned. Perhaps Katsu customers couldn’t hear themselves eat their teriyaki fish. I would link to some YouTube born-again hip-hop, but I can’t find any as good as this bloke was.jesuslives

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Weekend Worstoff 258

Posted on July 27, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Adam L is keen to sample a beer from this Albany Elephant Seal’s microbrewery if it is true that it’s really malting.weekmalting
Pete F saw that Subi is trying to take on Maylands vibrancy by offering the sharpest nips in the city. Tres Chic.weeksubiweeksubiwd
and NataliaFan saw some lovely amateur art in Balcatta. He may be malting.weekart
Worst well.

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North by Southwest

Posted on July 26, 2013 by AHC McDonald

The East End Bar, or should it be West End? Or Southend? In Fremantle, where the city remains directionless. If CY O’connor had used this compass, the Goldfields pipeline would be pumping water to Madagascar now. In any case you will be shipwrecked from arsehole to breakfast if you follow these directions. By Stu.north-east

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I Demon

Posted on July 25, 2013 by AHC McDonald

By BananaBoy. Fremantle Hospital. Has Perth moved on from C&B?

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Ring on Fire

Posted on July 24, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I love how the poster for the Johnny Cash tribute, Ring of Fire at The Astor has the Man in Black’s arse literally on fire. I assume Daniel Thompson (Australia’s own Man in Black) puked his fiery ring when he saw the poster, as the ring fire has descended to ankle level by the time it gets online.
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Royal baby scoop!

Posted on July 23, 2013 by rottobloggo

“Her voice is gently complimented by a carefully considered orchestration, with acoustic guitar, piano, flute and warm strings, creating an atmosphere of peace and tranquility…”

Free and flattering tranquility is what we need after the epic news of the Royal birth. And what better news could we have than that of “Kiwi superstar” Hayley Westenra giving her latest CD gratis to every baby born on the same day as the Royal toddler?

My Woogling suggests that’s more than 800 CDs.

“Hayley – who has sold over four million albums in her career and holds the accolade of the fastest selling debut classical album of all time– is known for her passion for children, and was one of the youngest ever ambassadors for UNICEF,” the release press said.

And: “Embraced by Hayley’s beautiful tones, ‘Hushabye’ contains a special selection of songs, clinically proven to calm and soothe listeners of all ages.”

“I have a pure sounding voice, which has apparently helped a lot of parents get their children settled, so I had faith I was up to the challenge,” said Hayley.

Not forgetting: “Hayley has dedicated ‘Hushabye’ to all new parents and babies the world over, and it contains the new song, Sleep On, which has been specially written for the Royal Baby by the “UK’s favourite living composer” Paul Mealor, with the lyrics provided by world renowned composer Brendan Graham (lyricist for You Raise Me Up). Their Royal Highnesses The Duke & Duchess of Cambridge personally chose Mealor’s music for their wedding in 2011, so ‘Hushabye’ is the perfect accompanying gift to celebrate the Royal Couple’s new arrival.”

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Big Love

Posted on July 22, 2013 by AHC McDonald

McDonalds Drive Through. By Goldie. (I think).love

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Green Tide

Posted on July 22, 2013 by AHC McDonald

WA Spitroast must be too busy preparing juicy roasts, amazing salads and hand tied bow ties for staff members to brush up on their photoshop skillz. I like the sound of Spitroast in the community too. Very much. By Brendan H. I think.

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