Royalties for Metrosexuals

I’m sure they’ll announce the subsidy refunds shortly. Won’t they?
Harvest

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and on with socks

Cock-burners are apparently livid that they are being merged with…who now? The vibrancy black hole of Freo? Cobo? Sofro? In any case, Cock. By Hugh Jass.

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exo-kini

Witnessed at 399 Bar. It put us off our espresso martinis, let me tell you. exokini

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Potemkin

I assume The West means Eisenstein? We totes need another master of montage in these terrible times. By La Bento. (Not Ma Bento).

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hot in bed

Aren’t we all? Guildford Road Bayswater. hotinbed

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Burswood Tableau

A free wine mountain and empty 6pr talk seats. Juxtapose as you will. Pictured, 6PR ratings winners? Paul Murray’s mates?

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wipes

Why not, ‘Please reflect on how germ-paranoid we have become’? Honestly. Next they’ll be getting shoppers to sign forms indemnifying the store from any germs on the trolleys. It’s hard to believe Australians stormed the beach at Gallipoli only 98 years ago. IMG_7604

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The Battle

More Brisbania by Ljuke.

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Bah Humbug 1

Krazy Kym and I were incandescent with rage after reading this yesterday. “Presents are easier to wrap when there’s not too much paper…sharp scissors and good-quality tape are a must.” And some people wonder why some newspapers are going the way of the dodo. fuckoff

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Commemorate the Willy

When you call for the public to contribute to artwork, you always get willies. By Ljuke. Brisbane.

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