Category Archives: worst sign

Fall of the Trader

Say it ain’t so! Benny the Textile Trader (who we always referred to a The Toilet Trader) is down. The man who swept onto the scene as a baffling version of Tony Sadler has bit the dust in Morley. By … Continue reading

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North by Southwest

The East End Bar, or should it be West End? Or Southend? In Fremantle, where the city remains directionless. If CY O’connor had used this compass, the Goldfields pipeline would be pumping water to Madagascar now. In any case you … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas tea with Dick

What better way to finish our time in the Lake District than tea at the Intake home? Dick and his family laid on a scrumptious scone spread. We even glimpsed the Bowness Monster from his tasteful waterfront balcony. Back to … Continue reading

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The Isa

The most surprising thing about this sign is that 1) nobody has amended it to “Real Pussie”, which frankly would be quite easy, and 2) that there isn’t “cock one” graffitied on it. By Jaidyn Jaxxon.

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Nanny state

Bureacracy gone mad.  And not so much as an apology for the inconvenience. Canberra.  Typical.  By The Juvenile.

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Outrage Overseas no war today

The country that gave us Shakespeare, Austen, Dickens, Woolf, and Orwell has degenerated to using phrases such as “adverse weather conditions” on signs. Mind you in Teh Pert these days we say “weather event”. Please, William, could your Norman and … Continue reading

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Saturday Bento – Sence and Sencibility

You know when you go on holidays, and you ask your colleagues to keep an eye on various things you’re working on, and they assure you they will, and then they do fuck all? Yeah. Have we had Shane before?  … Continue reading

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Ashes to ashes

Isn’t it always the way?  You wait 6 years for a flaming bumhole, and then two come along at once. Now, I’m sure the good people at Just Cremations have done their research.  But  … I don’t know, maybe it’s … Continue reading

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Recycle

A tableau that needs no words. From an  old, old, TWOP friend Mez. Hi mate!

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Peel Safery

Bento likes that this Peel murotard manages to create a feeling of menace and disquiet with its floating crane, nuclear cockatoo and frog. It has the feeling of unsafery to me. No banana peel accidents? Peel? Banana peel? And are … Continue reading

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