Category Archives: worst of perth

Or…what?

I don’t really know what this means. By Pete f. “Not looking for sharks”.

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Sparky’s

I was just resetting the breakers! Sheesh. True story. Murdoch Uni. By Tullio.

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Rock Solid

Never had Carnamah, (I don’t think) so here it is. By Pete F.Not sure of the meaning of Rock Solid. That’s a wheat bag right? And the neck beard?

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I pity the Yule

BAUBLES OF DEATH. I’m sure this health and safety madness started in the UK. Santa can’t come down your chimney: too dangerous. Reindeers are out: can’t have slip hazard shit on roofs. The fat man’s little helpers are swaddled in … Continue reading

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Free Trade

I’m not sure whether free trade agreements will help or hinder this aspiration. Our Meth is ludicrously expensive, but our heroin..,Swings and roundabouts I guess. Or Ying and Yoni as I prefer  

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Outrage Sunday 224 apoligies 

This outrage has been sent to Bethany. I did pop in, though, to get some mulloway doodles ($79/kg).     I came near to a meltdown at this. No wonder they are no longer with us. Language banditry.     … Continue reading

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The Cup

A masterpiece by Tim G, that could have only been improved by a Dennis Connor shaped stain amidships. This is not even 30 years old! Upcycle you plonkers. Arera? The prostitute precinct, Highgate.

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Outrage Sunday 222 the price of fame

That’s easy for this whyteboard in Shenton Park to say. Free to do what? Free of what? ‘Grants me years of sickness and fever/make me sleepless for months at a time./Take away my child and my lover/and the mysterious gift … Continue reading

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Angel Update

Matt T was too late with his angel submission, but now at least you can see the boozies! Also, as Skink has noted, who better than the worsting community to name – if not shame these laneways?   Perhaps while reading … Continue reading

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Never mind the ballots



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