Category Archives: worst newspaper

Gary’s huge package

Posted on January 21, 2016 by rottobloggo

Bento has been ranting about journalists again. He points to this item on Teh West, which says Gary Stevenson’s deal with the City of Perth was “$350,0000”. C’mon, Bento! Lookit all them numbers! Maths is hard for journos. $3.5 million, … Continue reading →

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the E word

Posted on December 21, 2015 by rottobloggo

Maaaaate! Teh Worst has a page 3 EXCLUSIVE today, from the beautiful port city. But – alas – Stephen Pollock at Teh Chook had the report in his mighty organ four days earlier. People do get excited about cars, don’t … Continue reading →

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deflating organ

Posted on December 14, 2015 by rottobloggo

So Teh Worst has shrunk by 2.5%. Unhelpful people have been joking it will be the size as shown in the pic below by 2020. And in more distressing media news, the New Limited Xmas function is a sausage sizzle … Continue reading →

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Langtrees VIP

Posted on November 19, 2015 by rottobloggo

I didn’t see TLA in today’s Rich List, in teh Worst. My associate, Mr Pushkin, liked this page featuring a palm tree and an indoor potted plant. Classy!   

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boatshed

Posted on November 12, 2015 by rottobloggo

Good to see WAToady filing on the always-excellent Bell Tower Times. BUT – woe! – you can tell their reporter doesn’t do much strolling in the western suburbs. It is Boatshed, not the boatshed. Good DAY, sir.

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Outrage Sunday 216 V CHINA

Posted on September 27, 2015 by rottobloggo

Nicely done, madam. Bento notes: “Abbott has pushed this country so far the right, we’ve got people goose-stepping towards Mends Street.” They were simpler, gentler times in 2009, when people smiled and wet their pants. May I talk about myself … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 212 long todge

Posted on August 30, 2015 by rottobloggo

I’d never seen a penis set savagely on fire – and I still haven’t. Wouldn’t doing it savagely involve a flamethrower? Couldn’t Teh West have changed the headline when they got the story? Imagine the conflagration if a long todge … Continue reading →

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Perth blast

Posted on August 6, 2015 by rottobloggo

Localise that event which happened 70 years ago. No jokes about Subiaco vibrancy, thanks.

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kids walk to school

Posted on August 4, 2015 by rottobloggo

Hold the front page! Good thing they weren’t trampled by cows. Or got their heads trapped in rails.

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Primed with bargains & Tight lipped

Posted on June 2, 2015 by rottobloggo

More mid-year news from the paper of record – but I feel there was an error of judgement with today’s edition. When there’s $824.70 off a Chloe bag, shouldn’t it, at first blush, be page three? Or, at a pinch, … Continue reading →

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