Category Archives: worst language

our 24/7 papaya industry

Posted on September 26, 2013 by rottobloggo

Dangling Man reporting: we have to share the just-in news about our hard-working papaya industry. I think it is from the same people who told us about our nuts. Perhaps the delicious and healthy papaya (perfect for salad) comes to … Continue reading →

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Nannup parmy

Posted on September 17, 2013 by rottobloggo

The debasement of the language continues. I was so enraged I stormed into the Nannup Hotel asking if they did Bulgarian Parmy. They told me I didn’t know what day of the week it was.

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most luxurious golf putter

Posted on July 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

This email freaked me out. It’s from France, and began: “If you have not received my last email is that you are in vacation.” How do they know in France I was on holiday? They must have had an operative … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 103 welcome home comrade

Posted on June 2, 2013 by rottobloggo

You know what they say: tiny car, tiny parking prowess. I hung my head in shame after this was left on my Jizz. In Leederville this week someone sprayed Don’t Park Here Dickhead on someone’s windscreen, so I got off … Continue reading →

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crash blossom

Posted on January 23, 2013 by rottobloggo

“Risible attempt at punning by the West’s online headline writers,” Bento fumes. “They do realise a novel is a very specific type of fictional book, don’t they?”

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the inmates can’t wait

Posted on January 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

Thanks Johnny Charlie.

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Outrage Sunday 84 they shoot horses, don’t they?

Posted on January 13, 2013 by rottobloggo

Perth train station VIBRANCY: my sources reveal this happened at the end of a dance marathon. Bennet Springs VIBRANCY: this is the real McCoy. Rottnest VIBRANCY: a scene from Syverton Bay, and it just makes me fonder of the beautiful … Continue reading →

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he lives near the UERN

Posted on January 4, 2013 by rottobloggo

…but why should we care? Clumsy language from the Public Transport Authority. I was grateful to learn of impending track work near Casa Cohen (although the light-sleeping Krazy Kym will be fretful) and appreciated the promise to make as little … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 81 wings of ascension

Posted on December 23, 2012 by rottobloggo

Please please please tell me this car with a shark hanging from the rear-view mirror and driven by a balding man with a brush moustache doesn’t have a rego that means pussy wagon. Please. The apogee of consumerism. Nothing makes … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 71 pool of poofterism

Posted on September 23, 2012 by rottobloggo

Our old friend Ray Abs Conder is back! Mind you, he never really went away. His letter in this week’s Voice is superlative. “Bunch of poofters…expose yourselves…pool of poofterism”. Some don’t write letters – they advertise. It’s a long way … Continue reading →

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