Category Archives: worst furniture

Weekend Worstoff 20

Instead of international worsts, I thought I’d use this worstoff to try and clear just a few of the giant backlog of submissions. A couple of people have been after this lovely sticker. Fuck off we’re full. Finally captured by … Continue reading

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Maylands Babylon

Maelstrom A celebrated whirlpool on the coast of Norway. Also Fig. ; as, a maelstrom of vice. One is and is not in the centre of the maelstrom of it all. Harold Pinter Capt. Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. … Continue reading

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There may be a flaming homosexual inside.

Well at least we know where the flaming falcon guy lives. Or is an outside wardrobe the hallmark of a front garden toilet kind of guy? The vicious dog warning is a nice touch. Highgate. Test view this worst location … Continue reading

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Computer Century

Tell me what you feel in your room when the full moon is shining in upon you and your lamp is dying out, and I will tell you how old you are, and I shall know if you are happy. … Continue reading

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Bidet as it may…

I know we Perth people are not particularly “bidet savvy”, hey, I don’t think we’ve even gotten the washing hands thing going yet, however what I now know about bidets is that you always check the hot tap settings BEFORE … Continue reading

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Oh my achin’ back.

I’ve never seen a chair that radiates discomfort as much as this one. What the…? This wagon wheel would have died a better death in a Maylands garden wall than in this abortion of a chair in Cannington. :: :: … Continue reading

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Vyno-topia

Yes, they still exist, but usually not in such spectacular colours. There seems to be a manufacturing flaw. Shouldn’t the vinyl be split with foam poking out? These are in the best condition I have seen – and the purple! … Continue reading

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Himmler, had something simmler

Has the boom reached such an extent that some Perthons would actually be in the market for this neo Third Reich side table? I’d go for a giant plasma or V8 ute myself. The only way it could look good … Continue reading

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Call of The Verge

Combining two worsts in one. Gold velour and the practice of piling crap on the verge for cruising hillbillies to pick up.

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