Category Archives: worst book

No stuck-up dumb bitches!

Posted on July 18, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Further to news that another of Tim’s aquatic cliches is to be filmed in Dennmark, (the place of soap makers but not soap users), here via Skink is your chance to be involved. I assume that director Simon Baker has … Continue reading →

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Make it out to Spruut

Posted on July 9, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Checking out Tim Winton’s signed copies. Is Tim’s signature a…C&B? Perth Style I guess? Jennifer Byrne never mentioned it, although I’m sure he signed her copy. Apparently he can sign 16 a minute. If you want to see some real … Continue reading →

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CBBBC – The Burning-ing

Posted on June 8, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Perth’s lovely post vibrant winter weather means that it’s book burning season again!  The Cuban Book Burning Book Club welcomed some new members and some hot new titles.  First, the Bride Stripped Bare by Anonymous. Quotes, reviews: Not a feminist … Continue reading →

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Radiation Cookbook

Posted on May 15, 2015 by AHC McDonald

What an outrage! The promised radiation cookery (strontium pintxos) turns out to be for a gas stove?! Might have to burn it.  

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Kokoda for Dummies

Posted on May 11, 2015 by AHC McDonald

See also Nanjing Massacre for Numpties and Hiroshima for Halfwits.  

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Chiaking because Gnarly

Posted on March 19, 2015 by AHC McDonald

By Orbea. Now I don’t know how big the biggest wave I ever surfed was, but as I wiped out, the skittish flatties were…well, you know what they were up to. And it was as gnarly as Jacko’s old man’s…well … Continue reading →

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The Second Walkabout

Posted on March 3, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I’ve always thought the second walkabout would be better. You’d be a bit more relaxed. One of them is called Ug.

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Outrage Sunday 178 National Sunday Law

Posted on January 4, 2015 by rottobloggo

A free book in my letterbox! This was gripping. Basically (I think I have this right) Seventh Day Adventists know the ZOG is about to make Sunday worship compulsory, thus giving free reign to Satan, free $10 chicens, the Pope, … Continue reading →

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Patronising All Over

Posted on December 24, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Is this a passive aggressive “gift”? God he looks as hideous as he sounds. Is that a leather fucking tie? Just wait until book burning season comes round again.

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Six White Boomers

Posted on December 23, 2014 by rottobloggo

Mommy…. Where’s my mommy? They’ve taken her away We’ll help you find your mommy, son Hop up on the sleigh So up inside the bag of toys Little joey hopped But they hadn’t gone far when santa stopped… Bento saw … Continue reading →

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