Category Archives: worst book

Yallingup Phwoar

Posted on July 5, 2017 by

Couldn’t let TWOP finish without highlighting some more of our wonderful unpublished Phwoar. This section a masterpiece mainly by Alex. Has Tim ever reached these heights of literature?  No. He has not. ” It’s absolutely magnificent “…the understated chandelier that … Continue reading →

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On the Bib’

Posted on June 29, 2017 by

Since nobody would publish our Booker compliant masterpiece phwoar, I might have to post some excerpts here for some kind of posterity. We find Tom Whitebait finishing the last section of the Bibbulman Track at Albany, dried Chiko Roll skins … Continue reading →

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Phony News

Posted on June 6, 2017 by

Book burning season opened this week. Captured the demon of Trump’s hair rising up to consume the terrible Catcher in The Rye. Back then it might have been interesting that teenagers were whining. Now, not. 

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Outrage Sunday 282 work work work

Posted on February 19, 2017 by

“It’s very angry.” This was the summary of a book found in Cottesloe this week – Greg Hoey’s Work! Work!! Work!!!: This Semi-Fascist’s Paradise. I was delighted to add a part of Mr Hoey’s oeuvre to my shelves. WWW is … Continue reading →

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Trunk line to Berlin

Posted on November 24, 2016 by

This book wasn’t nearly as interesting as the cover suggests. Anti Semite elephants closing in on Stalingrad was not part of the plot. Sadly. :(. 

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Pulped Fiction 

Posted on October 21, 2016 by

Seems incredible that there has been no media on this. Rumour has it that Tim Winton’s new book “The Boy Who Wiped it on The Curtains” was misprinted and had to be returned and pulped by Penguin. Where are the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 256 The Road Home

Posted on August 14, 2016 by

One of my Bassendean associates, Mad Maddo, sent this frightening pic. She had her drone up, looking for illegal lime trees. She found a dinosaur that shat itself to death. Big poos, big story: I’m surprised it hasn’t been on … Continue reading →

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