Chiaking because Gnarly

By Orbea. Now I don’t know how big the biggest wave I ever surfed was, but as I wiped out, the skittish flatties were…well, you know what they were up to. And it was as gnarly as Jacko’s old man’s…well you know how gnarly it was. They’re really opening themselves up with that what do you like to do on weekends question. How much chiaking, roistering, Chicos, Chikos and Doctors have they budgeted for?gnarly

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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22 Responses to Chiaking because Gnarly

  1. Reign of Error says:

    Flyer not written in Wintonese? Opportunity lost I say.

    That fully sik snap off the lip I pulled at Stricko’s back in ’84 was untold horrie filth mate. I’ll piss it in I reckon.

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  2. Reign of Error says:

    Only Stifler’s or Spicoli’s may apply

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    The Australian film industry make the Australian car industry look world class.

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I wonder if Tim is going to do an Alfred Hitchcock cameo?

    I still haven’t forgotten that the fat bastard dropped in on me at Isolators during the 90s. Neoprene is very unflattering to the larger gentleman.

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  5. GivDBird says:

    I is good couch surfer

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  6. NF#1 says:

    So it’s necessary for the applicants to have had no experience acting?

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  7. And if they don’t know the difference between a Chiko and a Chico… “Thank you, we’ll let you know…”

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  8. you'll get wet says:

    “A Jurien man forfeited his board and was fined more than $4000 today, after he was snared in a black market Crayfish ring. Lockie Timothy Leonard, a 40 something year old surfie, pleaded guilty in a Fremantle Magistrate’s Court to selling 28 undersized Crayfish he caught off Ledge Island without a commercial fishing license.”

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  9. orbea says:

    Picked up a road kill roo, dug a hole in the back yard.
    Planted some prime seeds.
    Crop sent me to NIDA

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