By Orbea. Now I don’t know how big the biggest wave I ever surfed was, but as I wiped out, the skittish flatties were…well, you know what they were up to. And it was as gnarly as Jacko’s old man’s…well you know how gnarly it was. They’re really opening themselves up with that what do you like to do on weekends question. How much chiaking, roistering, Chicos, Chikos and Doctors have they budgeted for?
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Flyer not written in Wintonese? Opportunity lost I say.
That fully sik snap off the lip I pulled at Stricko’s back in ’84 was untold horrie filth mate. I’ll piss it in I reckon.
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If the wave wasn’t as tall as the melaleuca down the back of mum’s where the native bees would fizz and roister on those endless afternoons, you need not apply.
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These day’s more likely to be “We piled into the back of old man Nguyen’s Ssanyong Korando,
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Only Stifler’s or Spicoli’s may apply
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Size queens welcome. No tyre kickers.
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The Australian film industry make the Australian car industry look world class.
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I wonder if Tim is going to do an Alfred Hitchcock cameo?
I still haven’t forgotten that the fat bastard dropped in on me at Isolators during the 90s. Neoprene is very unflattering to the larger gentleman.
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Alfred Hitchcock was a surfer?
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Mad for it.
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Dial C for Chiaking.
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Puberty Birds.
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South by Southwest
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To Catch a Wave.
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Strangers on a Wave
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the 39 waves
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Teh Man Who Tubed Too Much
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Barnie
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I is good couch surfer
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So it’s necessary for the applicants to have had no experience acting?
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And if they don’t know the difference between a Chiko and a Chico… “Thank you, we’ll let you know…”
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“A Jurien man forfeited his board and was fined more than $4000 today, after he was snared in a black market Crayfish ring. Lockie Timothy Leonard, a 40 something year old surfie, pleaded guilty in a Fremantle Magistrate’s Court to selling 28 undersized Crayfish he caught off Ledge Island without a commercial fishing license.”
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Picked up a road kill roo, dug a hole in the back yard.
Planted some prime seeds.
Crop sent me to NIDA
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