Patronising All Over

Is this a passive aggressive “gift”? God he looks as hideous as he sounds. Is that a leather fucking tie? Just wait until book burning season comes round again.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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12 Responses to Patronising All Over

  1. Tony Tea says:

    The Worst thing on the ABC. (Right, Kel?)

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  2. juantrak says:

    I can’t wait for the followup – “Song of the Bogan”!

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  3. Slanderer says:

    Can I be the first to say he gets verse and verse. Accidently woke up on a Sunday and heard him ranting against immigrants the other week. More ABC bias!

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  4. Scanners says:

    That tie does reek of 1983, and as for his hilarious nickname, well, his mates must have been up all night coming up with that one.

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  5. rottobloggo says:

    Who gave you this atrocity? Name names!

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  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Only 12 months until you can put it back in the office Kris Kringle.

    I liked the The Weekend Australian article on Macca from a few years back where everyone interviewed ran out of euphemisms trying to describe what a weirdo he is.

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  7. BSWAM says:

    Was the peppermint cane erect cock part of the package?

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  8. Rolly says:

    Dunno, but I did used to enjoy the droll humor (note spelling ) of “A Prairie Home Companion” with Garrison Keillor.

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