Category Archives: worst architecture

KGB Headquarters

Worst Architecture/Carpet/interior design Guest Post by Mazarina Lovely words and pictures from Mazarina, although pictures always suffer a little out of a word doc for some reason. Now this building has been frequently suggested for The Worst of Perth, but … Continue reading

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Purple Brain Drain

I didn’t want to go too Jesus on your arses after the Hillsong Teddies, but Elwrongo’s post demanded urgent attention. He’s really getting into the spirit of The Worst of Perth isn’t he? Elwrongo says… Eden Hill Family Church is … Continue reading

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Once a Knight

Worst of Perth could never be complete without the Red Castle Hotel in Belmont Rivervale. Add a mini castle to the top of an extremely ugly brick hotel and you end up with a brick hotel with a bit of … Continue reading

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Nottamogah

Worst Pub Design/Architecture How could you make one of those god-awful Ettamogah pubs worse? Put it in Morley. However not even Morleynians, not known for their good taste (think Galleria and Ugg boots with miniskirts) would be seen dead in … Continue reading

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Labrador Nominees

(Once again, sorry if I haven’t got to everyone’s suggestions yet. I have so many stacked up, particularly bad public art and bad houses to get to. Those Italians were busy in the 70’s weren’t they? I appreciate all the … Continue reading

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Housing Crisis 2

Has been some comment on the Woodlands house, featured as Housing Crisis, so I obtained a picture of the interior. 5 bedrooms. $850 000. The painting and the crocheted cushions will cost you another 7 grand. The no. 11 letterbox … Continue reading

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Ethnic Cleansing

Worst Church/Architecture/Saint Removal  As a building, this hideous Church of Christ in Morley Drive Morley could easily make it into The Worst of Perth under its own steam, but look a little closer. What used to be in that suspicious … Continue reading

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Pasta Goreng

The Worst of Perth has spies in all the crappiest places. And by crappiest, I mean Wilson. Regarding this house on the corner of Manning Road and Alderley Square, my Familiars tell me that He is Italian, and She is … Continue reading

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Down at Bubby J’s

Worst Church/Graphic design/Architecture More for the name and the sign than the building, although the church itself is no oil painting. Also to take a little pressure off The Uniting Church in Mt Lawley which has been taking the brunt … Continue reading

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Housing Crisis

Worst House/Architecture/Letterbox When Worst of Perth hears the words “Housing Crisis” we don’t think in terms of shortage, we think in terms of… well this! This awful house in Sandalwood Avenue Woodlands is actually for sale. We assume a wrecking … Continue reading

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