Category Archives: worst advertising

Dead Souls

Posted on October 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Why are you being so stingy?”, Sobakevich demanded. “It’s cheap at the price. A rogue would cheat you, sell you some worthless rubbish instead of souls, but mine are as juicy as ripe nuts, all picked—they are all either craftsmen … Continue reading →

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Bush Week #3 Gelee of Orange Soil

Posted on September 30, 2009 by AHC McDonald

To take a break from the excellent Caribou Bob  material, Outrage Cohen and Krazy Kym took a trip to the home of the Elite Bumpkin, the Southwest. Bumpkins using French is outre in extremis. Orange Soil is assumedly not related … Continue reading →

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Bush Week #1, Plug my Blowhole

Posted on September 28, 2009 by AHC McDonald

With country types in town for the Royal Show, (how come they can drive so fast in burnout pits, but are so slow on the roads?) maybe it’s time for The Worst of Perth Bush week. Or however long Caribou … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 72

Posted on September 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Well we are heading towards two years of The Worst of Perth. September is already here, but why are the christmas decorations not up yet? David Fucking Outrage Cohen sends in three worthy weekend worsts. Apostrophe abuse has become all … Continue reading →

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Rictus Belmontus

Posted on September 7, 2009 by AHC McDonald

In the third century B.C. the Greek stoic philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after giving his donkey wine, then seeing it attempt to feed on figs. In the 21st Century Skink visited Belmont Forum, possibly to put shit on Belmontonians. … Continue reading →

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Twilight Jocks for Dad

Posted on September 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Today’s the Worst of Perth live show day. Has been quite a lot of interest. I think  it will be a good night. I was looking for a Fathers Day image, and Matt found one. I would love to see … Continue reading →

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Legalise it

Posted on September 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

“Are some flowers more beautiful than others? The garden is beautiful. Do I prefer brother over brother? Comparisons are part of this political world. Where there is one, there is no conflict. Where there is two or more, there is … Continue reading →

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Hugely Deceptive

Posted on August 31, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Cimbali wonders wether “deceptive” was exactly the word they were looking for. I hope the second granny flat isn’t the blue pool cover cupboard. I suppose everyone has a favourite and least favourite granny.

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Digger rooting crack smoker

Posted on August 18, 2009 by AHC McDonald

From Hugh Jass in Bunbury. Apparently there’s some anti Michael Daley sentiment in town. OK so he smokes crack. What Bunbury resident wouldn’t just to get through the day until it’s time to hit River Rooster? But rooting a digger? … Continue reading →

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The Fog of Rent

Posted on August 17, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Who could pass up this rental opportunity where you only have to fuck off for all of Sunday? Does ‘family” sound suspicious to you? Maybe he has to check on the hydro setup behind the false wall, or maybe the … Continue reading →

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