Twilight Jocks for Dad

Today’s the Worst of Perth live show day. Has been quite a lot of interest. I think  it will be a good night.

I was looking for a Fathers Day image, and Matt found one. I would love to see the look on a father’s face if he was bought Twighlight shoelaces or choker for his big day. Especially when he was expecting a Twighlight hammer drill. And any Dad who asked for an Edward Twilight poster, he’s got to be a “Special breed of Cat.” Matt found this in Rockingham. Thingz Rockinham might well cater for a special breed of cat. Who knows? I’m not going there to find out. The last shot I took in Rocky, I put the camera on fast shutter and sped past. Or maybe I’m missing the point. Maybe fathers in Rockingham are frequently under 12 years old? And $50 for a choker? Fuck off! Don’t pay more than $34.

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About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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4 Responses to Twilight Jocks for Dad

  1. David Cohen says:

    Why is it called a slap bracelet ($12.99ea)?

    If you give one for Father’s Day you get whacked around the chops?

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  2. Joe says:

    I would have to imagine that an umbrella of that size would be pretty fucking useless.

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