Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Outrage Sunday 88 go to Bunnings

If you hear a rumbling from south of the river today, it will be Shazza exploding as she reads this. The hemp pizza boxes, the recycled South Sudan coffee beans, the carbon-neutral Arts Centre orgies, junkies dying as they read … Continue reading

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Ahh Sol

By Jason. Westminster.

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It’s a promise

By The Colour H. Morley. The Salvos like to keep their friends close and their 2nd hand stonewash jeans even closer.

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crash carnage

Struth Ruth! Hundreds dead in first 38 days of the year! I know Teh Pert drivers have trouble with merging, but this WAToady head was alarming…until I clicked and read this: “Western Australia’s road deaths in the first 37 days … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 87 green kordial

Krazy Kym saw a new line in Linda McCartney pies last night. They made me uncomfortable. Could you eat a dead woman’s pies? I’ve never been able to buy Paul Newman’s sauce since he carked it. Simon Johnson is still … Continue reading

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the best and the worst

A double-page spread of art in today’s West! But there is a downside: the Flangemaster and skink say their pics appear in the report, without attribution. Perhaps there is some mistake: I can’t imagine a news behemoth like The West … Continue reading

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Death to the Teddies

This sinister tableau is near Donnybrook. Why? Who knows. Where bad teddies go to be executed for their crimes. By Andrew P.

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Gerro

By Steve. I detect the dead hand of Mainy. Or the souls of the Sydney.

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Outrage Sunday 86 testaclese

Rubbed fixies with young and old (TLA was also there) creative artsy types at Fringe World on Friday night. A big crowd drinking outdoors in the breeze, posing and gossiping, going across to the New York pictures, and no anti-social … Continue reading

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crash blossom

“Risible attempt at punning by the West’s online headline writers,” Bento fumes. “They do realise a novel is a very specific type of fictional book, don’t they?”

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