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Outrage Sunday 91 bring out yer dead

Posted on March 10, 2013 by rottobloggo

I see a report in The Sunday Crimes about verge atrocities, but the sensitive street stroller sees only beauty. Look at this still life with choc milk in Shenton Park! Why isn’t this at Cottesloe?And they know how to transform … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 90

Posted on March 3, 2013 by rottobloggo

More apologies for an OS lite. This week’s excuse: IT on the blink. This Echo stand delighted me. Unnecessary quotation marks and redundant language. As I rushed to the scene of the crime I was hoping they had got independent … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 89 ice cream

Posted on February 24, 2013 by rottobloggo

Apologies for today’s OS lite, but it’s been 100% literary vibrancy at the Perth Writers Festival. Here’s a shot from Rottnest: what is that young man eating?

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it’s a toss-up

Posted on February 21, 2013 by rottobloggo

I trust TLA is quaking in his Havaianas after reading this fine report in the daily paper of record. Mr Voelte was too polite to name names, but I think any fule kno the main online rival is the Flangemaster. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 88 go to Bunnings

Posted on February 17, 2013 by rottobloggo

If you hear a rumbling from south of the river today, it will be Shazza exploding as she reads this. The hemp pizza boxes, the recycled South Sudan coffee beans, the carbon-neutral Arts Centre orgies, junkies dying as they read … Continue reading →

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crash carnage

Posted on February 7, 2013 by rottobloggo

Struth Ruth! Hundreds dead in first 38 days of the year! I know Teh Pert drivers have trouble with merging, but this WAToady head was alarming…until I clicked and read this: “Western Australia’s road deaths in the first 37 days … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 87 green kordial

Posted on February 3, 2013 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym saw a new line in Linda McCartney pies last night. They made me uncomfortable. Could you eat a dead woman’s pies? I’ve never been able to buy Paul Newman’s sauce since he carked it. Simon Johnson is still … Continue reading →

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the best and the worst

Posted on January 30, 2013 by rottobloggo

A double-page spread of art in today’s West! But there is a downside: the Flangemaster and skink say their pics appear in the report, without attribution. Perhaps there is some mistake: I can’t imagine a news behemoth like The West … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 86 testaclese

Posted on January 27, 2013 by rottobloggo

Rubbed fixies with young and old (TLA was also there) creative artsy types at Fringe World on Friday night. A big crowd drinking outdoors in the breeze, posing and gossiping, going across to the New York pictures, and no anti-social … Continue reading →

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crash blossom

Posted on January 23, 2013 by rottobloggo

“Risible attempt at punning by the West’s online headline writers,” Bento fumes. “They do realise a novel is a very specific type of fictional book, don’t they?”

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