it’s a toss-up

I trust TLA is quaking in his Havaianas after reading this fine report in the daily paper of record. Mr Voelte was too polite to name names, but I think any fule kno the main online rival is the Flangemaster. SWM is prepared to fight: it’s going to be bloody. TLA, don’t bring your knife to this Wild West gunfight. I always enjoy reading 36-word paragraphs, and I especially enjoyed the 63-word par (although, admittedly, it is two sentences). The blizzard of big numbers was a bit confusing, but then I am a simple wordsmith and unsophisticated in financial matters.

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11 Responses to it’s a toss-up

  1. Bento says:

    Wait, The West is going to take its classified ads interstate? Yes, I can see that working out.

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  2. rong1 says:

    Won’t be long till they raise the price of this arse-wiper.

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  3. blowcock says:

    Anyone want to buy a 1986 skyline wagon? Old lady owner??

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  4. Seems like he brought a knife to a gun fight and lost, so his strategy is to come back with more knifes.

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  5. Rolly says:

    Sounds more like a “toss off”.

    Wankers!

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  6. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Where is the version of “Downfall” with Stokesie as Hitler ?

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